Jarvon
@jarvon.bsky.social
Ambitious, thrill seeking, and above all else nosy
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Every single day this website introduces me to a new kind of fucking weirdo
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Every single day this website introduces me to a new kind of fucking weirdo
The race war Trump voters asked for is merely days away. Thank you dickheads. Thank you all.
July 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The race war Trump voters asked for is merely days away. Thank you dickheads. Thank you all.
I hope Latinos who get targeted by ICE fight for their human in rights in every way they can.
July 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I hope Latinos who get targeted by ICE fight for their human in rights in every way they can.
*Taps the sign*
I believe Trump voters when they say they didn’t vote for this war.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
July 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
*Taps the sign*
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the republican party is a modern day Slave Power and the only way forward for this country is to sweep it into the ash heap of history
July 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the republican party is a modern day Slave Power and the only way forward for this country is to sweep it into the ash heap of history
I believe Trump voters when they say they didn’t vote for this war.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
June 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I believe Trump voters when they say they didn’t vote for this war.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
They voted for racism and to put women / minorities ‘in their place’.
They also voted for a small chance to lick the cocks of the wealthy elite who will never help them.
What Jade Carey is doing in college gymnastics is like if Cam went back to Auburn after 2015.
April 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What Jade Carey is doing in college gymnastics is like if Cam went back to Auburn after 2015.
Fun stat: Robert Woods has more yards and catches than Cooper Kupp.
April 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Fun stat: Robert Woods has more yards and catches than Cooper Kupp.
We haven’t had one normal day in either Trump presidency.
Not one
Not one
April 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We haven’t had one normal day in either Trump presidency.
Not one
Not one
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“Office siren” becoming a fashion trend for 22 year olds is an absolutely wild symptom of shitty romance novels taking over the mainstream YA book market
“Oh boy my first office job I can’t wait to wear no pants and negligee to work”
Girl… lovingly, genuinely: i think you want to work at Hooters
“Oh boy my first office job I can’t wait to wear no pants and negligee to work”
Girl… lovingly, genuinely: i think you want to work at Hooters
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Office siren” becoming a fashion trend for 22 year olds is an absolutely wild symptom of shitty romance novels taking over the mainstream YA book market
“Oh boy my first office job I can’t wait to wear no pants and negligee to work”
Girl… lovingly, genuinely: i think you want to work at Hooters
“Oh boy my first office job I can’t wait to wear no pants and negligee to work”
Girl… lovingly, genuinely: i think you want to work at Hooters
I don’t like the “moms” vs “ChildFree” women wars that have started this year. Our president and his followers hate you all. Get it together and lock arms for once
April 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t like the “moms” vs “ChildFree” women wars that have started this year. Our president and his followers hate you all. Get it together and lock arms for once
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Gwen Stefani’s mask off MAGA moment is easily explained by
1) she’s a Gen-Xer from Orange County who married an Okie named Blake
2) people believe there’s a market for right wing pop culture now
3) mainstream punk and punk-adjacent artists have also regularly done fashy heel turns
1) she’s a Gen-Xer from Orange County who married an Okie named Blake
2) people believe there’s a market for right wing pop culture now
3) mainstream punk and punk-adjacent artists have also regularly done fashy heel turns
March 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Gwen Stefani’s mask off MAGA moment is easily explained by
1) she’s a Gen-Xer from Orange County who married an Okie named Blake
2) people believe there’s a market for right wing pop culture now
3) mainstream punk and punk-adjacent artists have also regularly done fashy heel turns
1) she’s a Gen-Xer from Orange County who married an Okie named Blake
2) people believe there’s a market for right wing pop culture now
3) mainstream punk and punk-adjacent artists have also regularly done fashy heel turns
Millennials are about to go through a Great Depression 2 after multiple recessions, a failed coup attempt, 2 housing crises, massive inflation in college tuition, a life altering pandemic, and having to hear Lizzo on the radio.
We have never known peace.
We have never known peace.
April 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Millennials are about to go through a Great Depression 2 after multiple recessions, a failed coup attempt, 2 housing crises, massive inflation in college tuition, a life altering pandemic, and having to hear Lizzo on the radio.
We have never known peace.
We have never known peace.
I want more for black people.
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I want more for black people.
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Chuck Schumer building a time machine to travel through time to various pivotal events in history so he can surrender.
March 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chuck Schumer building a time machine to travel through time to various pivotal events in history so he can surrender.
I wish Democrats would pass bills for the good of the American public instead of cosplaying on the senate floor. Wishful thinking
March 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wish Democrats would pass bills for the good of the American public instead of cosplaying on the senate floor. Wishful thinking
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Malted milk chocolate chip cookies? I think yes.
March 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Malted milk chocolate chip cookies? I think yes.
What a time to be an Eagles fan
February 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What a time to be an Eagles fan
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We gotta start Luigin'
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We gotta start Luigin'
I hope Jason Kelce is an honorary captain for the Super Bowl
If the Chiefs are closing out the game, the antagonist in me hopes they let Carson Wentz do the kneel down.
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hope Jason Kelce is an honorary captain for the Super Bowl
Mark Zuckerberg is a pussy too. Elon did that Nazi salute right in front of him.
January 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is a pussy too. Elon did that Nazi salute right in front of him.
Most OutKast albums are great but ATLiens is my favorite
January 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Most OutKast albums are great but ATLiens is my favorite
The government is preparing to do some nasty stuff re: reproductive rights
January 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The government is preparing to do some nasty stuff re: reproductive rights