Emo Aardvark
@jaronaames.bsky.social
Twitter is a zombie with no soul and TikTok is getting the ole yeller treatment. Time to start building brick by brick again
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"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
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Endangered Species of the Philippines 🇵🇭
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Endangered Species of the Philippines 🇵🇭
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
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Exquisite dome-headed dinosaur unearthed in Mongolian desert is oldest ever found ... www.discoverwildlife.com/dinosaurs/za... #dinosaurs
Exquisite dome-headed dinosaur unearthed in Mongolian desert is oldest ever found | Discover Wildlife
The skull of the newly described dinosaur species was found “exposed on a cliff like a cabochon jewel” in the Eastern Gobi Desert.
www.discoverwildlife.com
September 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Exquisite dome-headed dinosaur unearthed in Mongolian desert is oldest ever found ... www.discoverwildlife.com/dinosaurs/za... #dinosaurs
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It is true
AMAZING NEWS!
apple tv has just announced a NEW pleistocene-focused series of #prehistoricplanet! streaming on november 26th
apple tv has just announced a NEW pleistocene-focused series of #prehistoricplanet! streaming on november 26th
July 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It is true
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Sorry, did you say something?
June 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry, did you say something?
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The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.
April 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercial fishing. “Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump […]
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April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Actually nuts that its been so long.
If you are a fiver, you've been with the series for the better part of a decade, through its most successful and transformative years.
Well done, hunters - time to give the sixers a warm welcome on February 28th🫡
If you are a fiver, you've been with the series for the better part of a decade, through its most successful and transformative years.
Well done, hunters - time to give the sixers a warm welcome on February 28th🫡
Thank you for an incredible 7 years with Monster Hunter: World! It's thanks to your support that the game has set Capcom record-highs, carving a path for the release of Monster Hunter Wilds in just over one month.
What are your favorite Monster Hunter: World memories & accomplishments?
What are your favorite Monster Hunter: World memories & accomplishments?
January 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Actually nuts that its been so long.
If you are a fiver, you've been with the series for the better part of a decade, through its most successful and transformative years.
Well done, hunters - time to give the sixers a warm welcome on February 28th🫡
If you are a fiver, you've been with the series for the better part of a decade, through its most successful and transformative years.
Well done, hunters - time to give the sixers a warm welcome on February 28th🫡
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This is becoming absurd—federal employees are now being told to remove pronouns from their email signatures. We will always stand by our commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, no matter how many things we’re asked to delete or change. Inclusivity is at the core of who we are.
January 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is becoming absurd—federal employees are now being told to remove pronouns from their email signatures. We will always stand by our commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, no matter how many things we’re asked to delete or change. Inclusivity is at the core of who we are.
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As a kid, I always wondered why I was so obsessed Star Wars. I always wondered why it was so important.
As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.
As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.
January 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As a kid, I always wondered why I was so obsessed Star Wars. I always wondered why it was so important.
As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.
As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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Honestly, down with Razzie culture, which has a long legacy of punching down.
MST3K culture, which has always focused on the audience’s relationship to mediocre content and seemed to appreciate the value of trash culture, is where you want to be.
MST3K culture, which has always focused on the audience’s relationship to mediocre content and seemed to appreciate the value of trash culture, is where you want to be.
So weird to see AVGN and Stuttering Craig grow up to become anti-woke outrage peddlers.
You made brands for yourself making comedy about shitty games and grew into shitty people
You made brands for yourself making comedy about shitty games and grew into shitty people
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Honestly, down with Razzie culture, which has a long legacy of punching down.
MST3K culture, which has always focused on the audience’s relationship to mediocre content and seemed to appreciate the value of trash culture, is where you want to be.
MST3K culture, which has always focused on the audience’s relationship to mediocre content and seemed to appreciate the value of trash culture, is where you want to be.