Jack
@janejackobs.bsky.social
I'm 27 and ride bicycles and stuff.
Favorite genre of TV show: drama starring an insanely hot couple, one of whom is Carrie Coon
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Favorite genre of TV show: drama starring an insanely hot couple, one of whom is Carrie Coon
Apple fomenting antagonism with people with other phones is a crazy business model when you think about it
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Apple fomenting antagonism with people with other phones is a crazy business model when you think about it
Some of the responses to Donald Glover opening up about having a stroke show an egregious misuse of the term “trauma dumping.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Some of the responses to Donald Glover opening up about having a stroke show an egregious misuse of the term “trauma dumping.”
Okay imagine you didn’t know the environmental impact of plastic and you heard about it for the first time. Cool right?? This new material is made from oil of all things, and can mold to any shape. You can make food containers and furniture and kids toys out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Okay imagine you didn’t know the environmental impact of plastic and you heard about it for the first time. Cool right?? This new material is made from oil of all things, and can mold to any shape. You can make food containers and furniture and kids toys out of it.
It’s just been announced that the song of the year 2025 is once again Katy on a Mission by Katy B from 2011.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s just been announced that the song of the year 2025 is once again Katy on a Mission by Katy B from 2011.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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You’ll never guess what this post is about.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’ll never guess what this post is about.
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Google AI doesn’t understand anything, smh
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Google AI doesn’t understand anything, smh
I genuinely do not think Trump is any kind of gay. He’s just unhinged in the same way some gay guys are and obsessed with men in the same way most straight guys are.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I genuinely do not think Trump is any kind of gay. He’s just unhinged in the same way some gay guys are and obsessed with men in the same way most straight guys are.
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As mayor of New York Mamdani controls access to the one thing Trump values above all else: tickets to CATS.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
As mayor of New York Mamdani controls access to the one thing Trump values above all else: tickets to CATS.
Every time I get a glimpse of how insecure Trump is I’m reminded of how the only difference between him and any other loser is that he has seemingly unlimited power.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every time I get a glimpse of how insecure Trump is I’m reminded of how the only difference between him and any other loser is that he has seemingly unlimited power.
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Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Makes sense. She usually has plans on January 6th.
Trump’s only sincerely held conviction, aside from the nebulous concept of Winning, is tariffs of all things.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Trump’s only sincerely held conviction, aside from the nebulous concept of Winning, is tariffs of all things.
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I do honestly think trump is senile enough that the mayor of New York is sort of instinctively an impressive person to him that he wants to please, despite being the fucking president
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I do honestly think trump is senile enough that the mayor of New York is sort of instinctively an impressive person to him that he wants to please, despite being the fucking president
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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Wherever he is I bet Don Jr just started crying and doesn’t know why
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wherever he is I bet Don Jr just started crying and doesn’t know why
Zohran Mamdani brat tamer arc. Who said that.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Zohran Mamdani brat tamer arc. Who said that.
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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Incredibly, it gets funnier
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Incredibly, it gets funnier
Lawns are a Protestant abomination. What do you mean you have this feature that secretly no one cares about that solely exists to be maintained? At this rate paint your house a different color once a month. You know, for the sake of staying busy.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Lawns are a Protestant abomination. What do you mean you have this feature that secretly no one cares about that solely exists to be maintained? At this rate paint your house a different color once a month. You know, for the sake of staying busy.
To be honest yeah, a lot of anti AI arguments are ableist. That doesn’t make AI good. It just means you need to use different arguments.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
To be honest yeah, a lot of anti AI arguments are ableist. That doesn’t make AI good. It just means you need to use different arguments.
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Obama wore a tan suit and reporters were madder about that than anything Trump has ever done
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Obama wore a tan suit and reporters were madder about that than anything Trump has ever done
As you live life it becomes clear that upwardly mobile people are more classist than people who were just rich the whole time.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
As you live life it becomes clear that upwardly mobile people are more classist than people who were just rich the whole time.
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this should be a jailable offense
Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan's
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
“Pink Pony Club” for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
this should be a jailable offense