during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

it’s not just his head it’s his whole body his name should just be mr potato

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

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A round of peppermint tea for the boys.

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more

When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen

decades, in real numbers:

50s: 1945-1962
60s: 1963-1974
70s: 1975-1981
80s: 1982-1991
90s: 1992-2001
2000s: 2002-2015
2010s: (null)
2020s: 2016-present

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

crazy to think the name of the movie is "Extra Terrestrial the Extra Terrestrial"

to catch a bus you must think like a bus