Frustrated Gardener
@jamestelford.bsky.social
Everything keeps growing but, my shears, they are broken.
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Hair dresser: *holds up length of hair between his fingers*
Me: hmm a little bit more please.
Hairdresser: *holds up exact same length of hair between his fingers*
Me: Perfect
Me: hmm a little bit more please.
Hairdresser: *holds up exact same length of hair between his fingers*
Me: Perfect
January 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hair dresser: *holds up length of hair between his fingers*
Me: hmm a little bit more please.
Hairdresser: *holds up exact same length of hair between his fingers*
Me: Perfect
Me: hmm a little bit more please.
Hairdresser: *holds up exact same length of hair between his fingers*
Me: Perfect
I have two black rubber hose protectors I use to run the hose across the driveway. Husband moved the hose for a delivery. Left the black rubber protectors on the lawn and now we have this. Our house goes on the market in 2 weeks and I’m going to burst into flames. 🌱
January 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have two black rubber hose protectors I use to run the hose across the driveway. Husband moved the hose for a delivery. Left the black rubber protectors on the lawn and now we have this. Our house goes on the market in 2 weeks and I’m going to burst into flames. 🌱
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Aust Media: What’s Dutton doing?
Australia:
Aust Media: we’ll find out for you
Australia: no don’t
Aust Media: you won’t believe this
Australia:
Aust Media: BREAKING please pay attention to Dutton. Look over here. Quick Look what he’s doing
Australia: fuck off
Australia:
Aust Media: we’ll find out for you
Australia: no don’t
Aust Media: you won’t believe this
Australia:
Aust Media: BREAKING please pay attention to Dutton. Look over here. Quick Look what he’s doing
Australia: fuck off
January 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Aust Media: What’s Dutton doing?
Australia:
Aust Media: we’ll find out for you
Australia: no don’t
Aust Media: you won’t believe this
Australia:
Aust Media: BREAKING please pay attention to Dutton. Look over here. Quick Look what he’s doing
Australia: fuck off
Australia:
Aust Media: we’ll find out for you
Australia: no don’t
Aust Media: you won’t believe this
Australia:
Aust Media: BREAKING please pay attention to Dutton. Look over here. Quick Look what he’s doing
Australia: fuck off
When I bought these smaller variety zinnia seeds I didn’t realise the flowers would be smaller too. So very cute but also best not to compare them to last year 🌱
January 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When I bought these smaller variety zinnia seeds I didn’t realise the flowers would be smaller too. So very cute but also best not to compare them to last year 🌱
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unfortunately I think you gotta just keep squattin
December 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
unfortunately I think you gotta just keep squattin
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In spite of living in a country where damn near everything either wants to kill you, or can kill you, there is still one thing more terrifying to an Australian:
November 28, 2024 at 8:44 AM
In spite of living in a country where damn near everything either wants to kill you, or can kill you, there is still one thing more terrifying to an Australian:
It makes me so sad that my garden looks the best it’s ever looked and we’re selling the house in a couple of months 😩 🌱
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 AM
It makes me so sad that my garden looks the best it’s ever looked and we’re selling the house in a couple of months 😩 🌱
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Seeing old Twitter friends join Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Seeing old Twitter friends join Bluesky
Tulips still blooming despite weekend of gale force winds and sideways rain 🌱
September 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Tulips still blooming despite weekend of gale force winds and sideways rain 🌱
So Australia…we doing spring this year or skipping straight to summer? Because it feels like we’re skipping straight to summer and I am. Not. Ready.
September 4, 2024 at 10:38 PM
So Australia…we doing spring this year or skipping straight to summer? Because it feels like we’re skipping straight to summer and I am. Not. Ready.
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I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
August 28, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
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12 years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can’t believe he did it. I wasn’t even sick
May 31, 2024 at 10:05 PM
12 years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can’t believe he did it. I wasn’t even sick
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The San Diego corpse flower bloomed for the first time since 2018.
I thought they were called corpse flowers because they stink but it's apparently because they eat ballerinas.
I thought they were called corpse flowers because they stink but it's apparently because they eat ballerinas.
May 26, 2024 at 5:29 AM
The San Diego corpse flower bloomed for the first time since 2018.
I thought they were called corpse flowers because they stink but it's apparently because they eat ballerinas.
I thought they were called corpse flowers because they stink but it's apparently because they eat ballerinas.
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Oh great my hallucinations have ads now
May 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Oh great my hallucinations have ads now
My beige flag is commenting on posts in the House plants Reddit when I get drunk.
May 22, 2024 at 11:52 AM
My beige flag is commenting on posts in the House plants Reddit when I get drunk.
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Americans will use anything but the metric system
May 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Americans will use anything but the metric system
Today I dropped my lollipop in the carpark and it shattered along with my hopes and dreams.
May 18, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Today I dropped my lollipop in the carpark and it shattered along with my hopes and dreams.
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to catch a bus you must think like a bus
May 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
to catch a bus you must think like a bus
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Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside.
May 16, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Whenever there’s a fire drill at IKEA everyone has to assemble outside.
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New CDC guidelines say it's ok to hide your zombie bite from the other survivors.
March 1, 2024 at 7:47 PM
New CDC guidelines say it's ok to hide your zombie bite from the other survivors.