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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression. Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it. Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall. Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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explodingpiano.bsky.social
when I’m being annoying about music that’s the real me
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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mobiusstripper.bsky.social
Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
When you finally tell friends about a new relationship
Lady about to christen a boat called "The Live-4-Ever" in the Simpsons McBain movie gag.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
i know she says not to worry about that other guy, but... he's got that HVAC autism, and i've got is the minecraft autism.....
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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quasimodox.bsky.social
Udon 2025 STREET FIGHTER & FRIENDS SWIMSUIT SPECIAL, Elena, Lily, Manon E Honda and Akuma
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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nedroid.com
What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.
REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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keepsakegames.bsky.social
Jump Space launches into Early Access on September 19, for Steam and Xbox Series X/S!

Your new co-op adventure is waiting.🚀🔥🧯
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
glad to be on one of the like 2 remaining websites where reposts/shares actually do something
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is happily running, grasping the string of a bright yellow balloon. The balloon is labeled "Self Esteem". Panel 2: Life steps into the panel holding a needle to the balloon. Shen skids to a halt in front of Life but it's too late -- the needle has popped the balloon, it's shape still vaguely outlined in the air by the chunks of yellow rubber now falling apart. Panel 3: Yellow balloon chunks rain down, a few landing on Shen's messy hair. He is distraught. He says: "Why" Panel 4: Shen is surprised to find Life, backlit by the bright sun, now holding out a way BIGGER yellow balloon labeled "Self Esteem" towards him, offering it to him.
July 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A clown peeks out of a storm drain, trying to sell balloons tied to the grate. A sign reads "Balloons $1." Panel 2: Inside a dark underground hideout, a clown says, “Damn! business is running low, guys,” while another refills a balloon with helium. Panel 3: Three clowns stand together looking worried. One says, “If we don’t make more bucks, we don’t have anything to send to Grandma.” Panel 4: An elderly clown woman stands by a mailbox and frowns. She says, “You have failed me, boys.”
July 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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prismagic.bsky.social
Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!
Utopia meme with text saying "Bluesky is people used the repost button more frequently."
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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brickadia.com
The initial version of bots will be ready soon 🤖

They’ll carry weapons and follow logic via wires - minigames, combat, zombies… the future’s wide open. 🔓
July 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
alas
July 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com
UNDERTALE - Memories
memories.undertale.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
The woke mob won
July 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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libertyovergov.bsky.social
At 92, Willie Nelson was moved to tears after an eight-minute standing ovation at the 2025 Outlaw Music Festival in Phoenix. Thousands chanted “Forever Willie,” honoring the legendary singer with a powerful outpouring of love and gratitude.
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #BlueCircleFamily 💙💙
June 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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sensuspete.bsky.social
You clearly seem to have conveniently forgotten the absolute scandal of the TAN SUIT!
a man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says " never lose hope "
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a sign that says " never lose hope "
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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mhuyo.bsky.social
guys its so peak
June 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Understandable, I'm sorry
May 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
Today is the only day you can repost this.
May 5
May 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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quasimodox.bsky.social
Elena x Akuma x bike, ride to Street Fighter 6
April 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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brad.rainwarrior.ca
Your sound card works perfectly!
#GilbertGottfried
April 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM