Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion
@jameshendricks5th.bsky.social
Here there be hornyposting, 18+
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Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Before walk, after walk. Perpetual motion machine.
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Congratulations to Brian Thompson for 1 year of sobriety!
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Congratulations to Brian Thompson for 1 year of sobriety!
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That's rough.
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That's rough.
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deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
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@rocafarrow.bsky.social Tucker behavior
Out of context screenshot from Campfire Cooking in Another World.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
@rocafarrow.bsky.social Tucker behavior
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
Would
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Would
@rocafarrow.bsky.social an actually well behaved Tucker
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@rocafarrow.bsky.social an actually well behaved Tucker
insanely hot, would
Moonlight Swim. Some like it early (or late)!
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October 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
insanely hot, would
Peacemaker finale might be the most disappointed I've ever been by a TV show, like how was that an acceptable ending????
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Peacemaker finale might be the most disappointed I've ever been by a TV show, like how was that an acceptable ending????
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Cocktail #2 - Apple Jackrabbit
2oz - apple brandy
3/4oz - lemon juice
3/4oz - orange juice
1/2oz - maple syrup
Garnish - Lemon Twist
2oz - apple brandy
3/4oz - lemon juice
3/4oz - orange juice
1/2oz - maple syrup
Garnish - Lemon Twist
September 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cocktail #2 - Apple Jackrabbit
2oz - apple brandy
3/4oz - lemon juice
3/4oz - orange juice
1/2oz - maple syrup
Garnish - Lemon Twist
2oz - apple brandy
3/4oz - lemon juice
3/4oz - orange juice
1/2oz - maple syrup
Garnish - Lemon Twist
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He is the worst.
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He is the worst.
Negative movie takes are fine, great even (I do that all the time) but some bitches on Letterboxd post like they expect the director to personally apologize to them and they STILL refuse to capitalize anything or break things up into readable paragraphs. Stupid, childish motherfuckers
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Negative movie takes are fine, great even (I do that all the time) but some bitches on Letterboxd post like they expect the director to personally apologize to them and they STILL refuse to capitalize anything or break things up into readable paragraphs. Stupid, childish motherfuckers
Christians who use God/the Bible to justify acting like shitty humans are still real Christians. The fear of hell leads to endless psychotic behavior, and people need to stop denying that just because they feel uncomfy worshiping the same god as the worst people in America often do.
September 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Christians who use God/the Bible to justify acting like shitty humans are still real Christians. The fear of hell leads to endless psychotic behavior, and people need to stop denying that just because they feel uncomfy worshiping the same god as the worst people in America often do.
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Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
Bit late on this, but congrats to Brian Thompson on 287 days of sobriety!
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bit late on this, but congrats to Brian Thompson on 287 days of sobriety!
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September 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Me the instant I feel like someone is mad at me via text:
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me the instant I feel like someone is mad at me via text:
Christmas came early today
September 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Christmas came early today
Only 27 hours until my favorite national holiday! Can't wait to get drunk and make burger to celebrate
September 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Only 27 hours until my favorite national holiday! Can't wait to get drunk and make burger to celebrate
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Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird