I Just Can't Anymore
@jamesashland.bsky.social
Obama followed me on Twitter. I don't know why, but it's probably my biggest flex.
Where is Trump even going to find a pro-Russian Turkey that has committed crimes against America to pardon though?
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Where is Trump even going to find a pro-Russian Turkey that has committed crimes against America to pardon though?
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A bunch of folks have asked me what this looks like in local currency terms. Here's the chart.
It's a similar story: The performance of the U.S. stock market during the Trump presidency is... ~~meh~~
It's a similar story: The performance of the U.S. stock market during the Trump presidency is... ~~meh~~
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A bunch of folks have asked me what this looks like in local currency terms. Here's the chart.
It's a similar story: The performance of the U.S. stock market during the Trump presidency is... ~~meh~~
It's a similar story: The performance of the U.S. stock market during the Trump presidency is... ~~meh~~
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Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for mocking Donald Trump and MAGA, not for disrespecting anyone recently assassinated.
Don't listen to the lies that say otherwise.
Don't listen to the lies that say otherwise.
September 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air for mocking Donald Trump and MAGA, not for disrespecting anyone recently assassinated.
Don't listen to the lies that say otherwise.
Don't listen to the lies that say otherwise.
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People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump renames Department of Health and Human Services to Department of Death and Suffering. RFK jr given inaugural black robe and sickle.
Trump renames Department of Health and Human Services to Department of Death and Suffering. RFK jr given inaugural black robe and sickle.
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump renames Department of Health and Human Services to Department of Death and Suffering. RFK jr given inaugural black robe and sickle.
Trump renames Department of Health and Human Services to Department of Death and Suffering. RFK jr given inaugural black robe and sickle.
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@planetmoney.bsky.social can you touch on what happens to the tariffs that were already collected, now that they have been deemed illegal? Will the small businesses that had to pay be able to get any of that money back?
May 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
@planetmoney.bsky.social can you touch on what happens to the tariffs that were already collected, now that they have been deemed illegal? Will the small businesses that had to pay be able to get any of that money back?
Did @jimmypardo.com finally decide to roll coal? 😂
April 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Did @jimmypardo.com finally decide to roll coal? 😂
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if another country was doing this shit to us we would nuke them
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if another country was doing this shit to us we would nuke them
This is also a fair point. But at the same time, stopping the process as soon as it starts is the point right? Whether you are a target or not, the point is no one should be a target and no one should stand to let anyone else be targeted.
I mean this in a deeply respectful way: The idea they are coming first for one group is in itself a form of propaganda.
They have deployed multiple attacks on all fronts at once. The man that wrote that poem was still in denial he wasn't a target from the start.
They have deployed multiple attacks on all fronts at once. The man that wrote that poem was still in denial he wasn't a target from the start.
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is also a fair point. But at the same time, stopping the process as soon as it starts is the point right? Whether you are a target or not, the point is no one should be a target and no one should stand to let anyone else be targeted.
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The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
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"our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary."
"creativity and innovation in the merchandise and services that we offer,"
- Costco Board.
98% of Costco shareholders agreed with the board.👍🏿
Segregationists denied.
"creativity and innovation in the merchandise and services that we offer,"
- Costco Board.
98% of Costco shareholders agreed with the board.👍🏿
Segregationists denied.
Costco shareholders vote against anti-DEI proposal
More than 98% of Costco shareholders voted down an anti-DEI proposal Thursday at the company's annual shareholders meeting.
www.axios.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary."
"creativity and innovation in the merchandise and services that we offer,"
- Costco Board.
98% of Costco shareholders agreed with the board.👍🏿
Segregationists denied.
"creativity and innovation in the merchandise and services that we offer,"
- Costco Board.
98% of Costco shareholders agreed with the board.👍🏿
Segregationists denied.
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If my son becomes a right wing Nazi or toxic red pill guy I will prune the family tree myself.
January 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If my son becomes a right wing Nazi or toxic red pill guy I will prune the family tree myself.
I assume the same level of resources are utilized for any murder in Manhattan? Not just because the rich and powerful need to feel safer than the average citizen?
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/...
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/...
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
amp.cnn.com
December 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I assume the same level of resources are utilized for any murder in Manhattan? Not just because the rich and powerful need to feel safer than the average citizen?
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/...
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/...
Once again, @nevernotfunny.bsky.social tops my podcast playlist. If Bluesky folks are not listening you should. The show is hilarious and @jimmypardo.bsky.social, @mattbelknap.bsky.social, @mynameisgaron.bsky.social and Irma's boyfriend are all openly on the correct side of history. Win win!
November 27, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Once again, @nevernotfunny.bsky.social tops my podcast playlist. If Bluesky folks are not listening you should. The show is hilarious and @jimmypardo.bsky.social, @mattbelknap.bsky.social, @mynameisgaron.bsky.social and Irma's boyfriend are all openly on the correct side of history. Win win!