a gunbelt but each holster is designed to hold a rotisserie chicken

Wisdom from his many years.

Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous

I swear I can hear google sigh when I start typing in their search bar.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

How do we know what nebulae look like? Credit: NASA/

There’s no such thing as working productively with MAGA nihilists like Elon, Vivek and RFK, Jr. They want to bring down our Republic. Don’t normalize them by pointing out a few of their good ideas.

You can’t play nice with the leopards. Let them into your house and they will eat your face.

Me flirting: Are you a beaver? Cuz dam

I think Kristi Noem is maybe the most ridiculous cabinet pick. We all watched her get exposed as a giant liar. And I don't think the goat killing gets enough attention. The dogs, everyone cared about. The goat...nothing.

I know we are supposed to interact with others here so I’m telling you upfront I’m not good at that

This is how dramatic I’m trying to get over any minor inconvenience.

Her Majesty’s time is very valuable.

To all the MAGAts flooding this site and saying it's a liberal echo chamber: