J. Tesk
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J. Tesk
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TW: This is an allegation of a conspiracy to murder a Trump rape victim & cover it up.

In the Epstein files, a former DFW Limo driver relays info about his experiences driving Trump, who was speaking about “Jeffrey” & “abusing some girl,” & him telling a Trump/Epstein victim to report their abuse.
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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OH OK CADE 🔥

He went OFF in the Pistons’ OT win over the Wizards.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seems like that might’ve been Jon Stewart’s last Daily Show.
July 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Every damn sports league commish needs to be asked if they are getting off X. I'll send some queries tomorrow, but they won't respond unless a lot of folks - not just journalists - ask
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia was tortured at CECOT.

He was subjected to severe beatings, severe sleep deprivation, inadequate nutrition, and psychological torture; forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM; and threatened with transfer to the cells with gang members who would "tear" him apart.
NEW: Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s lawyers seek permission to file an amended complaint in his civil case in Maryland.

Among other things, the amended complaint “includes Abrego Garcia's first-hand account of torture and mistreatment at CECOT…”
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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If any of these representatives are your representative, PLEASE give them a call NOW and tell them to vote NO on the bill.

Call 202-224-3121 🚨
July 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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No surprise that Chicago Pope was able to make it through all the arguments and petty feuds of Conclave voting. He's got a lot of experience with Italian beef.
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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"MSNBC's Tom Costello claimed Friday that an air traffic controller who works at Newark airport said, ‘It is not safe. It is not a safe situation right now for the flying public. Don't fly into Newark. Avoid Newark at all costs.’”
Gridlock, massive flight delays at one of the busiest U.S. airports
Travelers at Newark Airport this week faced hours-long delays and disruptions. Tom Costello reports.
www.msnbc.com
May 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Nothing says “winning” like a $2.5 trillion market wipeout.

If you have a retirement account, a small business, or just buy groceries, congratulations you’re paying for Trump’s economic recklessness.

Slapping tariffs on America’s biggest trading partners isn’t a genius economic strategy.
April 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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She has been illegally moved to a prison in Louisiana.

“If publicly disagreeing with the policies of Israel can be deemed ‘an activity in support of Hamas’ and grounds for abduction, then the United States has truly become a police state with no freedom of speech.’”
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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If you’re protesting this weekend, know your rights.
March 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT start listening to Butt Rock ironically. You WILL eventually start enjoying it unironically.
March 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Fuck no I’m not watching that address. (squints real hard) I got my own code I live by now.
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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280 million acres of national parks? Gone?

SPEAK UP.
Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Fox now displaying a ticker showing the stock market tanking while Trump is talking about tariffs
March 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

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Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM