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Jake Chinatown
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The Hudson River. Two years ago.
I still don’t get why I brush my teeth right before bed then again when I wake up when I haven’t done anything with them. What’s going on at night that dentists aren’t telling us?
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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“young republicans” are in their 40s lol
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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important note from libcrusher:
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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What do young people think The Goonies is about?
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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can openers allow for more drink per sip
October 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The Cheryl Hines stuff is so unsettling. I'll never be able to watch RV the same again
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Powerful visual shows how much cum is in a regular bottle of Heinz ketchup
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Boost me so I can find ppl on here pls
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
How many would you say is too many? I have 30
I love cats so much but when you get too many they become less like pets and more like an invasive species
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In Metal Gear lore Skull Face killed Stalin
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Thank you Vanity Fair for printing this incredible subhed.

www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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all of the ground given to republicans on our rights began in the biden admin, and kamala did not indicate any particular change from that policy. trans people in red states have been living in this reality before trump's election and its silly to try to gain points with centrists by ignoring that.
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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posting from livestreamfails are you actually serious right now
October 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Biden administration in its last year, created an explicit framework for red states to follow to ban HRT. "If you set up some pseudoscientific commission filled with anti-trans activists to say it's bad and use that as justification to ban HRT we will not challenge it."

It's what Florida did.
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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reddit r slash live stream fails.

this woman interviewed Hillary Clinton.
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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do you actually like

Do anything

Or do you just whine about generic cishet men being better than you at advocacy while the only thing you've done of late is bothsides an ongoing genocide
October 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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things are getting more expensive because only rich people are spending. The top 10% of earners ($250k as a household) make up half of all consumer spending in the US. So, everything is being priced for them while Xbox leaves everyone else behind. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Top 10% of Earners Drive a Growing Share of US Consumer Spending
Wealthy consumers continue to account for a growing share of US consumer spending, highlighting the lopsided strength of the economy as a slowdown in hiring and wariness among other income cohorts rai...
www.bloomberg.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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When you tell Batman his vigilante crusade has a bit of selfishness baked in:
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Lol are you out of your mind
BREAKING: Microsoft is announcing big changes to Xbox Game Pass today. Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is getting more features, but it's going up to $29.99 a month. PC games + cloud are also coming to new Game Pass Essential + Premium plans. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/789424/...
Microsoft revamps Xbox Game Pass plans and hikes Ultimate to $29.99 a month
All Xbox Game Pass tiers are getting big changes
www.theverge.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM