derek henkels
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undisputed WCW TV Champion
Please, Carol. Chat Freely With Us.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please, Carol. Chat Freely With Us.
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Saw someone say they were leanmaxxing with meth because it's gentler than Adderall. That's enough internet. I gotta go clean off my car to go drop all my electronics and our router into the river.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Saw someone say they were leanmaxxing with meth because it's gentler than Adderall. That's enough internet. I gotta go clean off my car to go drop all my electronics and our router into the river.
I was making tea and water boiled out of the kettle, putting out the fire and filling my kitchen with gas. Who needs caffeine when you maun djsnk sngsfffffffff
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I was making tea and water boiled out of the kettle, putting out the fire and filling my kitchen with gas. Who needs caffeine when you maun djsnk sngsfffffffff
One time when I was in HR because my workplace was terrible, I asked the HR person for information that would prove the workplace was terrible and she said she'd get the info and tell me next week. Then she quit a day later because the workplace was terrible.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One time when I was in HR because my workplace was terrible, I asked the HR person for information that would prove the workplace was terrible and she said she'd get the info and tell me next week. Then she quit a day later because the workplace was terrible.
It's fun when historical dramas have accurate locations, cars, clothes, and everything else but the story. Why should the writer be limited like everyone else is? If they want to have a big dramatic ending that never happened they should be able to. But everyone else needs to have the right buttons.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's fun when historical dramas have accurate locations, cars, clothes, and everything else but the story. Why should the writer be limited like everyone else is? If they want to have a big dramatic ending that never happened they should be able to. But everyone else needs to have the right buttons.
Christians: Where do you get your morality?
*one question later*
Christians: Everyone deserves to be put to death and tortured forever in eternal hellfire. Duh. Someone ate an apple six thousand years ago. Also slavery is okay cancer is good rape is great and I would kill anyone if God told me to
*one question later*
Christians: Everyone deserves to be put to death and tortured forever in eternal hellfire. Duh. Someone ate an apple six thousand years ago. Also slavery is okay cancer is good rape is great and I would kill anyone if God told me to
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Christians: Where do you get your morality?
*one question later*
Christians: Everyone deserves to be put to death and tortured forever in eternal hellfire. Duh. Someone ate an apple six thousand years ago. Also slavery is okay cancer is good rape is great and I would kill anyone if God told me to
*one question later*
Christians: Everyone deserves to be put to death and tortured forever in eternal hellfire. Duh. Someone ate an apple six thousand years ago. Also slavery is okay cancer is good rape is great and I would kill anyone if God told me to
I asked windows copilot what setting I need to change so I could do something, and it told me that it can't change settings. Can't imagine why this is the first time I'm using it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I asked windows copilot what setting I need to change so I could do something, and it told me that it can't change settings. Can't imagine why this is the first time I'm using it.
people have always been dumb, it's just that now there's more things to be dumb at
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
people have always been dumb, it's just that now there's more things to be dumb at
some of those that set prices are the same that make crisis
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
some of those that set prices are the same that make crisis
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
love to watch cooking videos then reheat leftovers from one of the five things I cook
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
love to watch cooking videos then reheat leftovers from one of the five things I cook
ragebait is so boring... try some new emotions like ardorbait or ennuibait
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ragebait is so boring... try some new emotions like ardorbait or ennuibait
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I'm looking for people who want to help test Pixel Pup, an upcoming nonogram (aka picross) game for the GBA e-Reader. I have 10 sets of cards that I will send out to testers.
If interested, please read the details here
www.retrodotcards.com/pixel-pup/beta
#gamedev #indiedev
If interested, please read the details here
www.retrodotcards.com/pixel-pup/beta
#gamedev #indiedev
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm looking for people who want to help test Pixel Pup, an upcoming nonogram (aka picross) game for the GBA e-Reader. I have 10 sets of cards that I will send out to testers.
If interested, please read the details here
www.retrodotcards.com/pixel-pup/beta
#gamedev #indiedev
If interested, please read the details here
www.retrodotcards.com/pixel-pup/beta
#gamedev #indiedev
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SNL CUATRO is beginning at CUATRO o’clock EST
This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
Saturday Nick Lutsko CUATRO: Live at Barking Legs Theater
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
SNL CUATRO is beginning at CUATRO o’clock EST
This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
This was genuinely one of the most fun nights of my life. Enjoy!
Trump's our first TV president. Every 8 mins there's a cliffhanger like it's all falling apart, then you get sold some stuff, and hey turns out it's not all falling apart, it's actually fine. Then at the end of every 'episode' it seems like things are going to be different, but it just starts again.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Trump's our first TV president. Every 8 mins there's a cliffhanger like it's all falling apart, then you get sold some stuff, and hey turns out it's not all falling apart, it's actually fine. Then at the end of every 'episode' it seems like things are going to be different, but it just starts again.
We're so divided, but I think we can all agree that "But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" is terrible writing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We're so divided, but I think we can all agree that "But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" is terrible writing.
I mean at this point we have to start looking for adrenochrome factories
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I mean at this point we have to start looking for adrenochrome factories
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Trump loves gold because it's made by miners
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trump loves gold because it's made by miners
I need to go buy bread. I have a real craving after smelling burnt toast for the last thwo hursdd
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I need to go buy bread. I have a real craving after smelling burnt toast for the last thwo hursdd
democrats should learn how Mamdani got people to pokemon go to the polls
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
democrats should learn how Mamdani got people to pokemon go to the polls
GTA VI delayed until PS6
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
GTA VI delayed until PS6
I got one of those multiplicity clones but he mostly just works to afford his own apartment and life now. We lost touch actually. He's just out there somewhere not doing my laundry.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got one of those multiplicity clones but he mostly just works to afford his own apartment and life now. We lost touch actually. He's just out there somewhere not doing my laundry.
NEVER take candy from strangers unless it's Oct. 31st and they left a light on
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
NEVER take candy from strangers unless it's Oct. 31st and they left a light on
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ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)