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A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Chicken cacciatore with polenta that I made myself. I made it from a whole chicken but next time I'm just gonna use thighs because those are the best cut for this. It was yummy.
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I said ooh girl
Shock me like that one time my dad shocked me with a car battery on purpose
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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*shoots you 37 times in the chest* there all better now :)
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Powerful visual shows how much cum is in a regular bottle of Heinz ketchup
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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1% milk got ya like “what’s the other 99%”’meanwhile you drink hole milk and don’t ask which hole, curious
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm gonna need some sexual sex all up on my genitals
October 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gotta be Twitter's best feature
December 7, 2024 at 7:04 PM
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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in my not gonna kill myself era
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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play that funky music they/them
November 30, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Ask not for whom the Bell Hooks
December 3, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Women talk about liking dick like people talk about liking their jobs
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
No, it's fine that you didn't put me in your starter pack. It's not like anyone would notice if I was gone anyways.
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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they named it poutine because you pout it ine your mouth
October 24, 2024 at 6:26 AM
The real victims of homophobia are the straight boyfriends of bisexual women
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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if i was a dick i would get so mad about being jerked off. put me down
November 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Getting pegged by three jewish bitches call that triceratops
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
The real housewives of the Middle Mississippian Southeastern Ceremonial Complex
November 22, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Yar, I be the worst pirate ever, I've not a single doubloon. Would anyone even care if I walked the plank?
November 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM