Jake Vossen
@jake.vossen.dev
Professionally visionOS UI frameworks @ Apple, unprofessionally reader, tech enthusiast, snowboarder. Libbing it out in Boulder
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Ah, choosing to spend his time among the suffering and needy, like Jesus
Best Chicago controversy of the new Pope is the Cubs trying to lay claim to him and his brother having to speak up to clear up that he's a Sox fan. blockclubchicago.org/2025/05/08/p...
Pope Leo XIV Is A Sox Fan, Despite The Early Hope From Cubs Fans, His Brother Confirms
The Cubs' Marquee Sports Network, citing ABC News, said the new pontiff supports the North Siders. But his brother said that is not true.
blockclubchicago.org
May 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ah, choosing to spend his time among the suffering and needy, like Jesus
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Relatable: pope signed up for Google+ but had no idea what to do with it web.archive.org/web/20190309...
Robert Prevost - Google+
A Google+ profile for Robert Prevost
web.archive.org
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Relatable: pope signed up for Google+ but had no idea what to do with it web.archive.org/web/20190309...
Seeing old NFT advertising online feels like the same as seeing the covid "stand here" marks irl
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Seeing old NFT advertising online feels like the same as seeing the covid "stand here" marks irl
Turn it around this time?
In Denver we watched the nuggets and Avs lose heartbreakingly close games
April 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Turn it around this time?
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“The proliferation of Waymo cars also means the proliferation of roving surveillance cameras.”
LAPD Publishes Crime Footage It Got From a Waymo Driverless Car
Police are starting to realize they can demand footage from driverless cars.
www.404media.co
April 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“The proliferation of Waymo cars also means the proliferation of roving surveillance cameras.”
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When you are one hundred percent committed to battling anti-semitism:
April 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When you are one hundred percent committed to battling anti-semitism:
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babygirlification
April 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
babygirlification
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girl what are we doing here he’s not your puppy
April 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
girl what are we doing here he’s not your puppy
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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Confirming, as was obvious from context already, that this wasn’t a one-off. They are routinely using Signal to evade statutory record retention requirements.
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Confirming, as was obvious from context already, that this wasn’t a one-off. They are routinely using Signal to evade statutory record retention requirements.
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The Vice President and the National Security Advisor discussing how they pre-targeted a building housing civilians.
March 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Vice President and the National Security Advisor discussing how they pre-targeted a building housing civilians.
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Note: not only does Waltz admit in the chat that bombing civilians was intended and planned in advance, earlier this month the Pentagon eliminated any safeguards which might've served to prevent such a thing. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that they should all be tried for war crimes.
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Note: not only does Waltz admit in the chat that bombing civilians was intended and planned in advance, earlier this month the Pentagon eliminated any safeguards which might've served to prevent such a thing. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that they should all be tried for war crimes.
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
We got Wooly mice before GTA VI
March 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We got Wooly mice before GTA VI
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Whoever described generative AI as the aesthetic of fascism made a sharp point.
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Whoever described generative AI as the aesthetic of fascism made a sharp point.
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Rumble podcaster Graham Allen, newly hired by the Department of Defense under Pete Hegseth, has previously claimed that Taylor Swift is “a witch & a devil" who uses "straight witchcraft" & has had "some kind of satanic music." www.mediamatters.org/rumble/rumbl...
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rumble podcaster Graham Allen, newly hired by the Department of Defense under Pete Hegseth, has previously claimed that Taylor Swift is “a witch & a devil" who uses "straight witchcraft" & has had "some kind of satanic music." www.mediamatters.org/rumble/rumbl...
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A funny side effect about people booing the anthem is now the crowd feels like they have to sing along in support? Pretty sure that is new
February 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A funny side effect about people booing the anthem is now the crowd feels like they have to sing along in support? Pretty sure that is new
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The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs.
Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)
Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)
Ax falls on elite group of Ph.D.s training to lead U.S. public health labs
Most of the fellows in CDC’s highly competitive Laboratory Leadership Service were fired last weekend
www.science.org
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs.
Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)
Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)
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