Jake Walter
@jake-walter-98.bsky.social
Comics, movies, Philly & Ohio State sports. Macaulay Culkin doppelganger. Love my incredible friends & fiancée. Ace. (He/Him)
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The woke media won’t tell you that Joel Embiid is averaging 29 points on 20 shots in his last six games.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The woke media won’t tell you that Joel Embiid is averaging 29 points on 20 shots in his last six games.
The duffer brothers hate art
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The duffer brothers hate art
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The Birds won the Super Bowl this year, you know.
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Birds won the Super Bowl this year, you know.
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far right ohio being too racist to elect an indian american who is far right is the perfect encapsulation of modern american politics
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
far right ohio being too racist to elect an indian american who is far right is the perfect encapsulation of modern american politics
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fascinated to see how certain spheres of NBA coverage react to the "Minimum Games Played" criteria for NBA Awards now that it's going to rule out Jokic.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
fascinated to see how certain spheres of NBA coverage react to the "Minimum Games Played" criteria for NBA Awards now that it's going to rule out Jokic.
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….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
….the Eagles had 17 yard of offense in the entire second half, why would you go for 2 instead riding it into overtime at home?
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I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The pod is back with a Christmas Special episode of One-Shots! We're talking what makes The Holdovers an instant holiday classic. Also, is Jake a violent misogynist?
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The pod is back with a Christmas Special episode of One-Shots! We're talking what makes The Holdovers an instant holiday classic. Also, is Jake a violent misogynist?
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
open.spotify.com/episode/24Xw...
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Movie theaters should cater their showtimes to me because it would honestly make my life a bit easier
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Movie theaters should cater their showtimes to me because it would honestly make my life a bit easier
Playing victim for the incredibly shallow and wildly successful movie made by a billionaire.
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Playing victim for the incredibly shallow and wildly successful movie made by a billionaire.
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Find someone who loves you the way Dave Dombrowski loves declaring an incomplete position group complete
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Find someone who loves you the way Dave Dombrowski loves declaring an incomplete position group complete
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Jalen Hurts won Philadelphia a Super Bowl, he could wear a hat with my home address and instructions on how to plant a pipe bomb on it if he wanted to.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jalen Hurts won Philadelphia a Super Bowl, he could wear a hat with my home address and instructions on how to plant a pipe bomb on it if he wanted to.
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I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.
Fuck Harry Potter
Fuck Harry Potter
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laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
I want to add that he seems to be a hell of a comic book writer if Riddler: Year One is any indication. Hope he writes more! Oh, and fuck tarantino!
'The Batman 2' co-writer Mattson Tomlin is 'pleased' to see so many people cheer for Paul Dano after Quentin Tarantino said his acting in 'There Will Be Blood' is 'weak sauce'
"Not only is he a terrific actor, but he's an astonishing director who exudes control and tremendous empathy"
"Not only is he a terrific actor, but he's an astonishing director who exudes control and tremendous empathy"
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I want to add that he seems to be a hell of a comic book writer if Riddler: Year One is any indication. Hope he writes more! Oh, and fuck tarantino!
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Stellan Skarsgård agrees that Netflix films shouldn't qualify for the Oscars without a full theatrical run
"That’s the only way to make the theaters survive ... Without cinema, you don’t have any Netflix"
(via Variety)
"That’s the only way to make the theaters survive ... Without cinema, you don’t have any Netflix"
(via Variety)
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Stellan Skarsgård agrees that Netflix films shouldn't qualify for the Oscars without a full theatrical run
"That’s the only way to make the theaters survive ... Without cinema, you don’t have any Netflix"
(via Variety)
"That’s the only way to make the theaters survive ... Without cinema, you don’t have any Netflix"
(via Variety)
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
and you expect me to celebrate a holiday about giving thanks in four days?
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Top chant of @whitecapsfc.com vs. LAFC tonight - after LA player dives, "We have healthcare!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Top chant of @whitecapsfc.com vs. LAFC tonight - after LA player dives, "We have healthcare!"
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"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
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The fact that Trump can say “quiet piggy” to a reporter and not have it be talked about on mainstream news is beyond insane. He’s normalized his trash talk so no one bats an eyelash at it. That’s beyond insane.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The fact that Trump can say “quiet piggy” to a reporter and not have it be talked about on mainstream news is beyond insane. He’s normalized his trash talk so no one bats an eyelash at it. That’s beyond insane.
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Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo
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WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE IN AN EMAIL FROM 2015: "it's kinda weird how much [THE CURRENT PRESIDENT] knows about my sex crimes"
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WORLD'S MOST NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE IN AN EMAIL FROM 2015: "it's kinda weird how much [THE CURRENT PRESIDENT] knows about my sex crimes"
Its quite likely that Sweeney sucks as a human being. But her movies flopping are not cause of that lol.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Its quite likely that Sweeney sucks as a human being. But her movies flopping are not cause of that lol.