Jade 💙
@jade0rade.bsky.social
32 | MDNI 🔞
Here for the shit posting
Animals, plants, music, art & all things spooky
Not actually a girl, just 3 mental illnesses stacked in a trench coat ✨
Here for the shit posting
Animals, plants, music, art & all things spooky
Not actually a girl, just 3 mental illnesses stacked in a trench coat ✨
I’ve been taking the cats to do unpleasant things lately (vet and get neutered) and now they run from me but still run up to my man.
This isn’t fair lol
This isn’t fair lol
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve been taking the cats to do unpleasant things lately (vet and get neutered) and now they run from me but still run up to my man.
This isn’t fair lol
This isn’t fair lol
Watching Novocaine right now. Even tho he can’t feel pain I can and this shit is painful to watch 😭
June 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Watching Novocaine right now. Even tho he can’t feel pain I can and this shit is painful to watch 😭
The age old debate: do I draw or do I nap?
May 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The age old debate: do I draw or do I nap?
I work with my best friend which means lately most convos are about the Diddy trial.
The other day we were talking and someone thought we were talking about our CO-WORKERS until I said Diddy’s name 😂
Now I’m like “who are YOU working with?” 👀
The other day we were talking and someone thought we were talking about our CO-WORKERS until I said Diddy’s name 😂
Now I’m like “who are YOU working with?” 👀
May 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I work with my best friend which means lately most convos are about the Diddy trial.
The other day we were talking and someone thought we were talking about our CO-WORKERS until I said Diddy’s name 😂
Now I’m like “who are YOU working with?” 👀
The other day we were talking and someone thought we were talking about our CO-WORKERS until I said Diddy’s name 😂
Now I’m like “who are YOU working with?” 👀
I genuinely thought trying digital art would be easier for me now that I’ve gotten better at physical art like drawing and painting.
Oh boy, was I wrong. This is so awful. I’m definitely going to have to practice before I get better 😂
Oh boy, was I wrong. This is so awful. I’m definitely going to have to practice before I get better 😂
May 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I genuinely thought trying digital art would be easier for me now that I’ve gotten better at physical art like drawing and painting.
Oh boy, was I wrong. This is so awful. I’m definitely going to have to practice before I get better 😂
Oh boy, was I wrong. This is so awful. I’m definitely going to have to practice before I get better 😂
Great news! Bone conduction headphones pass the “chip test”.
AKA I can hear my audio over the sound of me eating chips and dip
AKA I can hear my audio over the sound of me eating chips and dip
May 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Great news! Bone conduction headphones pass the “chip test”.
AKA I can hear my audio over the sound of me eating chips and dip
AKA I can hear my audio over the sound of me eating chips and dip
Making art is basically just micro dosing failure over and over til you get it “right”
May 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Making art is basically just micro dosing failure over and over til you get it “right”
My man and I were talking about anal today when he referred to my ass as “a chocolate factory, where shit gets done”.
I just thought the internet needed to hear that too 💀
I just thought the internet needed to hear that too 💀
May 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My man and I were talking about anal today when he referred to my ass as “a chocolate factory, where shit gets done”.
I just thought the internet needed to hear that too 💀
I just thought the internet needed to hear that too 💀
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My art based on emotions
This is a piece I’ve been working on about the same emotion.
The difference is: the left is how I *remember* the emotional experience and the right is representative of how I *experience* the emotion.
This is a piece I’ve been working on about the same emotion.
The difference is: the left is how I *remember* the emotional experience and the right is representative of how I *experience* the emotion.
April 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My art based on emotions
This is a piece I’ve been working on about the same emotion.
The difference is: the left is how I *remember* the emotional experience and the right is representative of how I *experience* the emotion.
This is a piece I’ve been working on about the same emotion.
The difference is: the left is how I *remember* the emotional experience and the right is representative of how I *experience* the emotion.
One of the most powerful messages I ever heard while I was in the depths of my despair was “people don’t understand that sometimes ‘doing the work’ means you’re laying in the fetal position crying alone in your bathroom”.
That’s so true, I hope for the best for yall, but if that is (1/2)
That’s so true, I hope for the best for yall, but if that is (1/2)
April 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One of the most powerful messages I ever heard while I was in the depths of my despair was “people don’t understand that sometimes ‘doing the work’ means you’re laying in the fetal position crying alone in your bathroom”.
That’s so true, I hope for the best for yall, but if that is (1/2)
That’s so true, I hope for the best for yall, but if that is (1/2)
Painting naked while day drinking wasn’t on my bingo card for this Monday, but here we are.
April 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Painting naked while day drinking wasn’t on my bingo card for this Monday, but here we are.
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The expression “I slept like a baby” should be “I slept like a man.”
April 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The expression “I slept like a baby” should be “I slept like a man.”
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The bird photos will continue until morale improves
April 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The bird photos will continue until morale improves
Every time I let my dog outside he sprints out and barks 2-3 times as if to say “HEY GUYS, IM OUTSIDE AGAIN!” then he silently finds a spot to do his business 😂
April 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every time I let my dog outside he sprints out and barks 2-3 times as if to say “HEY GUYS, IM OUTSIDE AGAIN!” then he silently finds a spot to do his business 😂
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I can find deeper meaning in just about anything if I let myself.
Ex: I have had a one line a day journal for over 8 years that I’ve never written in.
Today I started it and noticed the page that was bookmarked is my man’s bday.
I can’t explain it, but it feels like a nod confirming 1/2
Ex: I have had a one line a day journal for over 8 years that I’ve never written in.
Today I started it and noticed the page that was bookmarked is my man’s bday.
I can’t explain it, but it feels like a nod confirming 1/2
April 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can find deeper meaning in just about anything if I let myself.
Ex: I have had a one line a day journal for over 8 years that I’ve never written in.
Today I started it and noticed the page that was bookmarked is my man’s bday.
I can’t explain it, but it feels like a nod confirming 1/2
Ex: I have had a one line a day journal for over 8 years that I’ve never written in.
Today I started it and noticed the page that was bookmarked is my man’s bday.
I can’t explain it, but it feels like a nod confirming 1/2
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make america healthy again is all about eating more fast food and making lists of queer and autistic people but does not include cheaper or free healthcare which is interesting
April 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
make america healthy again is all about eating more fast food and making lists of queer and autistic people but does not include cheaper or free healthcare which is interesting
I’m sitting on the couch I have in my kitchen reading while I watch my man cook me some dinner.
Is this what dreams are made of?
Is this what dreams are made of?
April 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m sitting on the couch I have in my kitchen reading while I watch my man cook me some dinner.
Is this what dreams are made of?
Is this what dreams are made of?
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I see it all the time. People can't fathom that someone at 80 or 90 years old could die of old age and the thought of death is so terrifying to them that they have to have some crazy excuse for it instead of accepting that everyone dies someday.
And in and out of the hospital for months. Is this about people denying their own mortality or what?
April 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I see it all the time. People can't fathom that someone at 80 or 90 years old could die of old age and the thought of death is so terrifying to them that they have to have some crazy excuse for it instead of accepting that everyone dies someday.
Back in the 8th grade (2006ish) after reading Animal Farm I tried reading 1984.
I stopped after a couple pages cause the idea that household electronics could be used for surveillance and couldn’t be turned off was so preposterous to me I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief long 1/2
I stopped after a couple pages cause the idea that household electronics could be used for surveillance and couldn’t be turned off was so preposterous to me I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief long 1/2
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Back in the 8th grade (2006ish) after reading Animal Farm I tried reading 1984.
I stopped after a couple pages cause the idea that household electronics could be used for surveillance and couldn’t be turned off was so preposterous to me I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief long 1/2
I stopped after a couple pages cause the idea that household electronics could be used for surveillance and couldn’t be turned off was so preposterous to me I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief long 1/2
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Love that my man is so supportive I can casually mention wanting to try astral projection and he just acts like that’s normal.
April 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Love that my man is so supportive I can casually mention wanting to try astral projection and he just acts like that’s normal.
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The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!
April 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!
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Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us