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May you live in interesting times, asshole
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Wish somebody would
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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ilhan omar said last night it’s about retribution and intimidating us into submission, not about immigration. she talked about citizens hiding because what’s happening in the streets here is like the countries they fled

and her family hid, then fled. but where can you go from the US now?
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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journalist georgia fort was arrested by the feds this morning for filming the church protest in st. paul where an ICE agent is the pastor. nekima levy-armstrong and chauntyll allen were already arrested for organizing it

she went live on facebook about it, @jasonderusha.com has recording on twitter
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota?

TRUMP: No no. Not at all.
January 30, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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When was the last time any MSM even mentioned the Epstein files?
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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I am really bothered by this story and I wish the media would investigate it more. I get that there are so many important stories out there, but I feel like this one would have legs - its pure theft of money from the US Treasury. Or rather, Trump totally bypassed the US Treasury which is much worse
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
In two weeks you say?
Trump: "China will be sending me a bill very shortly supporting year round E15 to my desk, and I will sign it without delay"
January 27, 2026 at 11:01 PM
We’ll remember your inaction @klobuchar.senate.gov
January 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Today could be that special day
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
So lonely
I kind of feel bad for that last functioning brain cell.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Imagine if other states offered to send their national guard to help if Minnesota asked.
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
ICE abducted a toddler
Q: What do you say to people here in Minnesota who say it's the overwhelming presence of ICE officers and their tactics that make them feel unsafe?

VANCE: This is the inevitable consequence of a state and local government that have decided they're not gonna cooperate with immigration enforcement
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’m trying to tone down the temperature! How many fucking shitlibs do I need to murder to make that happen?
Vice President JD Vance said he's in Minnesota to "tone down the temperature." He then swiftly said "a lot of the media is lying" and called protesters and observers "far-left agitators" without evidence.
Live: Activists arrested after church protest, JD Vance to meet with ICE agents in Minnesota
Attorney General Pam Bondi announces arrest of civil rights activist Nekima Levy Armstrong in Minnesota.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Trump won’t annex Greenland, not because it’s wrong, but because he’s a giant diaper baby coward.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
By allowing masked thugs to abduct innocent citizens, the #Minneapolis police department is complicit in their crimes. I hope they are all brought to justice.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Stop what you’re doing and read this whistleblower report. ICE has been training its agents that they don’t need a judicial warrant to break down your door - a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
DHS ICE memo 1-21-26
www.documentcloud.org
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Mark Rutte has handed Donald Trump a piece of paper with ‘turn over to read our Greenland offer’ on both sides & that will occupy him for weeks
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Perhaps Minnesota officials should subpoena Trump, Bondi and Noem….
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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In their defense, it's different because before they didn't know they were personally being affected. Now they know that and so now they care.

Ope, I guess that's not really in their defense; more of a scathing indictment on their past action.
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Bovinito
Q: The Brooklyn Park police chief said his dept his receiving endless calls from citizens saying their rights are being violated by federal agents, including from off duty officers

BOVINO: We're gonna continue to be out in the community. What I see is a very professional law enforcement action
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Q: The Brooklyn Park police chief said his dept his receiving endless calls from citizens saying their rights are being violated by federal agents, including from off duty officers

BOVINO: We're gonna continue to be out in the community. What I see is a very professional law enforcement action
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM