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Jac Mari
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Feminist in progress. Iowa State Cyclones fan. Neurodivergent AF. Single, child-free, dog lady. Tayonce Stan. Legos, puzzles, cozy games, books, Pokemon, and brews are some of fave pastimes.
Ope. I may be out. I still get my left and right confused more than I want to admit.
The government wants REAL ID.
MapQuest just needs proof you didn’t fail kindergarten geography twice.
May 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
As someone who grew up with food insecurity, I can confirm it fucked me up in ways I only figured out in my late 30s with an eating disorder diagnosis. All food is good food when food is scarce. All eating is morally neutral when you are hungry.
Dear people who may soon suffer food insecurity

Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.

SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
April 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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2022: "The Supreme Court would NEVER overturn Roe v. Wade!"

2025: "The administration would NEVER take away Social Security!"
March 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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In this time of acrimony and discord, I've decided to rise above it all and be the bigger person. Once I am physically larger than my enemies, I shall simply eat them
March 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s a coup. Use the word.
We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Alt text on the image is *chef’s kiss”
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Here is your daily reminder that Elon Musk is a terrorist, and his merry band of idiots are as well.
February 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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A critical point.
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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What can you do?

Don’t give up hope. Dictators feed off your hopelessness.

Don’t quit. Dictators want you to give up.

Punch back. Dictators are bullies, and bullies are cowards.

Stay tethered to the truth. Dictators need you to believe their lies.

Resist. Stand with others.
February 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Now they want to rename Greenland to be “Red, White and Blue Land” and yes this is the dumbest timeline.
February 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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i feel bad for all the youths who missed gaga's original Weird Lady era. you know her as a pop star and actress BUT DO YOU REMEMBER THE MEAT DRESS.
February 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me realizing hours later that I spelled his name wrong, but at the same time I accidentally added a third pop culture reference.
Save us Macaulay Cullen, you’re our only hope.
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Save us Macaulay Cullen, you’re our only hope.
February 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So I guess we’re talking about our #weirdfoods today. So here goes:

Sour cream and onion Pringles used as a spoon and crispy topper for spaghettios with meatballs.
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And we uncoordinated, AuDHD folks thank him.
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Me too, me too.
February 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.”

— Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The #Grammys are the Barbie Dream House we deserve instead of the Mojo Dojo Casa House hellscape we are living in
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM