Eric Jacobson
@ejacobson.bsky.social
Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
If I ever struggle with imposter syndrome, I'm gonna remember how eight clearly unqualified Senate #Democrats believed duplicitous MAGA Nazis on the terms for ending the #GovernmentShutdown...
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I ever struggle with imposter syndrome, I'm gonna remember how eight clearly unqualified Senate #Democrats believed duplicitous MAGA Nazis on the terms for ending the #GovernmentShutdown...
Senate @democrats.org made a deal with economic and literal terrorists, and got nothing out of it... #GovernmentShutdown
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Senate @democrats.org made a deal with economic and literal terrorists, and got nothing out of it... #GovernmentShutdown
The Christian conservatives in our federal government have said that clergymen can no longer pray in front of immigration detention centers, but #ICE agents can keep threatening citizens at gunpoint, on the citizens' dime... #AbolishICE
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Christian conservatives in our federal government have said that clergymen can no longer pray in front of immigration detention centers, but #ICE agents can keep threatening citizens at gunpoint, on the citizens' dime... #AbolishICE
What's the meaningful distinction between Mike Johnson and the child rapists that he's protecting in the #EpsteinFiles?
Nothing...
Nothing...
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What's the meaningful distinction between Mike Johnson and the child rapists that he's protecting in the #EpsteinFiles?
Nothing...
Nothing...
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Someone needs to take away Schumer's car keys...
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Someone needs to take away Schumer's car keys...
The only person in America actively trying to starve the American people is named Donald Trump...
#GovernmentShutdown #SNAPbenefits
#GovernmentShutdown #SNAPbenefits
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The only person in America actively trying to starve the American people is named Donald Trump...
#GovernmentShutdown #SNAPbenefits
#GovernmentShutdown #SNAPbenefits
If I'm decoding grandpa's tweets correctly, this is the more coherent version of the #Trump administration's replacement for #Obamacare:
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If I'm decoding grandpa's tweets correctly, this is the more coherent version of the #Trump administration's replacement for #Obamacare:
The outfit Erika Kirk will have to wear in order to lure JD Vance away from Usha once and for all...
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The outfit Erika Kirk will have to wear in order to lure JD Vance away from Usha once and for all...
No one should envy Elon Musk... The more money he has, the less probable it is that anyone in his orbit actually likes him...
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No one should envy Elon Musk... The more money he has, the less probable it is that anyone in his orbit actually likes him...
JD Vance was only 9 years old when a fellow American and Christian named Timothy McVeigh committed the OKC bombing, but do go on about how a 9 year old Ugandan boy named #Mamdani somehow had anything to do with the Saudi terrorists on 9/11...
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
JD Vance was only 9 years old when a fellow American and Christian named Timothy McVeigh committed the OKC bombing, but do go on about how a 9 year old Ugandan boy named #Mamdani somehow had anything to do with the Saudi terrorists on 9/11...
When that dude passed out in the oval office this morning, you could tell that #Trump was both, mad about the attention being diverted to someone else and also happy it wasn't him who fainted...
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When that dude passed out in the oval office this morning, you could tell that #Trump was both, mad about the attention being diverted to someone else and also happy it wasn't him who fainted...
There’s trolling Mike Johnson and then there’s this... Rep. Yassamin Ansari set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
#GovernmentShutdown #EpsteinFiles
#GovernmentShutdown #EpsteinFiles
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There’s trolling Mike Johnson and then there’s this... Rep. Yassamin Ansari set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
#GovernmentShutdown #EpsteinFiles
#GovernmentShutdown #EpsteinFiles
I hope #Trump helps Scott Adams get medical treatment for his cancer, because unlike Trump and Scott Adams, liberals aren't amoral ghouls who want to weaponize other people's #healthcare...
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I hope #Trump helps Scott Adams get medical treatment for his cancer, because unlike Trump and Scott Adams, liberals aren't amoral ghouls who want to weaponize other people's #healthcare...
#Trump blamed yesterday's election losses on the #GovernmentShutdown so it seems like he knows his party owns it...
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
#Trump blamed yesterday's election losses on the #GovernmentShutdown so it seems like he knows his party owns it...
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Me, watching those #2025Election results come in:
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Me, watching those #2025Election results come in:
#MAGA politicians crawling outta their own skin about these #ElectionDay losses when they haven't worked in over a month but still got paid is totally normal behavior for people who claim to believe in meritocracy...
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
#MAGA politicians crawling outta their own skin about these #ElectionDay losses when they haven't worked in over a month but still got paid is totally normal behavior for people who claim to believe in meritocracy...