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Eric Jacobson
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Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
The only "evidence" #MAGA has that Somalians in Minnesota have supposedly embezzled a billion dollars is just MAGA's racist assumption that all minorities are criminals...
December 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
MAGA's new rhetoric about Democrats politicizing the #EpsteinFiles release to influence the midterms and ultimately impeach #Trump is the type of complaint that people who care more about a cult leader than pedophilia victims would say...
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m convinced that #Trump is obsessed with McDonalds simply because it has his name within theirs...
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
MAGA standing with #Trump in light of two child murder accusations against him in the #EpsteinFiles totally tracks when you consider that conservatives stood with another president whose bad business practices basically gave us 9/11...
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
As president, #Trump has respected the Constitution about as much as the pregnancies of his pedophilia victims... #EpsteinFiles
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
MAGA talks about #Trump Derangement Syndrome as if that's worse than the condition that's causing them to continue supporting a known pedophile... #EpsteinFiles
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If having a pedophile like #Trump as president calling well over half of America "scum" on #Christmas right after he hit on an 8 year old girl doesn't feel like a real "get the government you deserve" moment, you're probably numb from the neck up...
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After raping children, America's economy, and the environment, a lump of coal would still be too generous of a #Christmas present for #Trump...
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Merry Christmas, America... Here's President #Trump hitting on an 8 year old girl today, after being outed for being a pedophile in the #EpsteinFiles...
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#Trump had one of his 14 year old rape victims' baby's body drowned in Lake Michigan... The U.S. president raped a child and then committed infanticide to hide the evidence...

And, "values voters" in the GOP and MAGA movement stand by him...
#EpsteinFiles
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This year's presidential #Christmas card from the Trumps had to go through DOJ's office before they could send it out...
#EpsteinFiles
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You know #Trump is shitting himself more than he normally does in a day when his #Christmas message to the nation is not a 2-page rant about how everyone sucks except for him...
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I would say that #Trump and anyone else in the #EpsteinFiles deserves the slowest and most painful death possible from ass cancer, but that would be unfair to the ass cancer...
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This off-duty #ICE agent is mad because he got named and shamed in public, as if him being inconvenienced compares to the Nazi shit he's done to other people...everyone in the #MAGA movement is a coward, prove me wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If he becomes president, JD Vance is gonna fuck your religious freedoms like they're his grandma's sofa... #MAGA
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'll admit that I don't know as much about Bari Weiss as others but she sounds like an absolute KKKunt...
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Elon Musk is so good at economics that #DOGE increased America's publicly held debt to now exceed America's GDP, all whilst murdering a shit ton of poor people...
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gee, #Trump sure is pissed that everyone keeps talking about the incomplete #EpsteinFiles that he campaigned on releasing in full...
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The material evidence which exonerates #Trump from any and all accusations of child rape can be found in the #EpsteinFiles, on pages ◼️-◼️... Oh, wait...
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Until its proven otherwise, I assume every blacked out picture is either #Trump raping a child, or Trump sucking Clinton's dick... #EpsteinFiles
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by Eric Jacobson
Using a former president's pedophilia to justify the current one also being a pedophile might just be the one thing #Trump supporters do better than leftists...
#EpsteinFiles
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Using a former president's pedophilia to justify the current one also being a pedophile might just be the one thing #Trump supporters do better than leftists...
#EpsteinFiles
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What "government transparency" feels like in America under the #Trump administration...
#EpsteinFiles
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The #MAGA definition of "meritocracy" means elevating a racist podcaster's widow to the same level as journalists and political science scholars...
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If the #EpsteinFiles were a #Trump rally...
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM