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she/her; god's favorite
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life is all about giving your dog a little kiss on his head
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the cool thing about the internet is that any crackpot conspiracy or deranged political hot take you make up as a joke is unironically believed by at least one person who hasn't logged out since 2011
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
trip to philly was a success! we found a nice place that accepts pets in a beautiful part of town

now comes the marathon of paperwork and packing :-)
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
people who work on the plane are sociopaths. plane is for noise cancelling headphones and long nap
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I can't imagine how mind-numbing it must be to type prompts into an AI bot over and over to try and get something legibile out of it for your stupid ass advertising gig. My brain is dribbling out of my ears just thinking about it
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
if u gotta know #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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it's fucked up that stores don't pay holiday pay on black friday. they should have to pay minimum 4.5x to deal with all that
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.

We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
hey gang do u think i can get the trade war to stop long enough to buy a new ssd if i'm really really polite about it?
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
didn't realize I could dance in heels but it turns out that just like everything else you just gotta try
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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today we're all walkin' here
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Anypoint Mulesoft is a government psyop to demoralize programmers.
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Parents - check your halloween candy carefully. Someone may try to teach your kids the C programming language
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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don't understand how music works at all like how do u know where to put the sounds
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
gee howdy things sure are fragile when everyone builds their apps on two (2) major platforms.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the new Texas Giant coaster is actually so fucking good
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
wish they would🤞🤞
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the bastards are making me want to play Fallout 76 again
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i need twenty seven hundred thousand dollars for new clothes
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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nooo babe i love your unspecced APIs
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
world's biggest set of clown shoes to the Reddit developer who thought it was reasonable to limit the block list to 1000 accounts
October 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
15 innings jfc
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
happy international lesbian day to international lesbians everywhere
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
microsoft documentation is bad on purpose to support the tech blogging industry 😌
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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*hacker voice* i'm in

bed
October 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM