beth (cool)
@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
the tt in ttrpg stands for "ttransgender"
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
the tt in ttrpg stands for "ttransgender"
ideas for mechs:
- mech that drinks its pilot's blood like a vampire
- mech made out of thousands of humans
- mech that gets horny when someone goes inside it
- mech piloted by a smaller mech piloted by an even smaller mech
- mech that drinks its pilot's blood like a vampire
- mech made out of thousands of humans
- mech that gets horny when someone goes inside it
- mech piloted by a smaller mech piloted by an even smaller mech
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
ideas for mechs:
- mech that drinks its pilot's blood like a vampire
- mech made out of thousands of humans
- mech that gets horny when someone goes inside it
- mech piloted by a smaller mech piloted by an even smaller mech
- mech that drinks its pilot's blood like a vampire
- mech made out of thousands of humans
- mech that gets horny when someone goes inside it
- mech piloted by a smaller mech piloted by an even smaller mech
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I can finally post some of the extremely funny incidental text from Pathologic 3
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I can finally post some of the extremely funny incidental text from Pathologic 3
wow, gay people sure must have a lot of tape heads to clean
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
wow, gay people sure must have a lot of tape heads to clean
what is the sound of one cheek clapping
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
what is the sound of one cheek clapping
[bad] concept I've just had: guy with AI psychosis who has decided that God is any structure that masses together enough human minds, including LLMs and big corporations
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
[bad] concept I've just had: guy with AI psychosis who has decided that God is any structure that masses together enough human minds, including LLMs and big corporations
the parrot owner experience (love this ridiculous bird)
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the parrot owner experience (love this ridiculous bird)
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BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say?
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say?
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
Q*BERT: !@#$%?
BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
camera that has a dial that lets you see the future. oh no in 2100 you will be a skeleton
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
camera that has a dial that lets you see the future. oh no in 2100 you will be a skeleton
do you think anyone is horny for getting throttled by their ISP
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
do you think anyone is horny for getting throttled by their ISP
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hey why won’t this- ohhh
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
hey why won’t this- ohhh
um ACTUALLY if you do the math it's only 5 o'clock somewhere about 2.5% of the time
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
um ACTUALLY if you do the math it's only 5 o'clock somewhere about 2.5% of the time
the goth pride flag
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
the goth pride flag
aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers
when u tell a photographer "stop it"
January 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
when u tell a photographer "stop it"
i'm doin budgie science (this is using an AudioMoth for recording and Praat for analysis)
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
i'm doin budgie science (this is using an AudioMoth for recording and Praat for analysis)
truck yuri....
they have to take shifts driving so they never see each other
they have to take shifts driving so they never see each other
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
truck yuri....
they have to take shifts driving so they never see each other
they have to take shifts driving so they never see each other
feh! you 80s kids and your Spielbergian Goonies-bait. your brains are all rotted from watching too many toy ads disguised as animated shows
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
feh! you 80s kids and your Spielbergian Goonies-bait. your brains are all rotted from watching too many toy ads disguised as animated shows
just learned the word "parapluie" (like parasol but "rain" instead of "sun")
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
just learned the word "parapluie" (like parasol but "rain" instead of "sun")
pokemon rawr xd gale of darkness_xx
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
pokemon rawr xd gale of darkness_xx
stupid idea: writing Spanish words using katakana whenever possible using just one character
ミ casa es ス casa
ミ casa es ス casa
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
stupid idea: writing Spanish words using katakana whenever possible using just one character
ミ casa es ス casa
ミ casa es ス casa
i recline in bed, pale, my bosom heaving. "at least these ailments are gender-affirming" i whisper breathily to my blåhaj
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i recline in bed, pale, my bosom heaving. "at least these ailments are gender-affirming" i whisper breathily to my blåhaj
do you think a they/she and a she/they could find love on the GDQ main stage
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
do you think a they/she and a she/they could find love on the GDQ main stage