Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
@jacksonnative.bsky.social
Police Sergeant in Seymour's Bay, New Jersey.
There is no place in America for this kind of shooting. Other kinds, sure, whatever, I mean, second amendment, amirite? But not this particular kind or person exactly.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There is no place in America for this kind of shooting. Other kinds, sure, whatever, I mean, second amendment, amirite? But not this particular kind or person exactly.
Word I'm no longer allowed to say: Dealio
September 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Word I'm no longer allowed to say: Dealio
A caterpillar and friends. #photography
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A caterpillar and friends. #photography
Some morning macro photography just outside my house. A very cool praying mantis (who spent most of the day here) and a cone flower.
#photography
#photography
September 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Some morning macro photography just outside my house. A very cool praying mantis (who spent most of the day here) and a cone flower.
#photography
#photography
My SO has forbade me now and forever from declaring that I am a hungry hungry hippo.
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My SO has forbade me now and forever from declaring that I am a hungry hungry hippo.
Given the latest developments, I will continue to not go to Cracker Barrel.
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Given the latest developments, I will continue to not go to Cracker Barrel.
Here's a deal: you get the Nobel Peace Prize and Kennedy Center Honor, and we'll throw in an Emmy or something. Then, he has to resign all public office forever and go away.
August 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Here's a deal: you get the Nobel Peace Prize and Kennedy Center Honor, and we'll throw in an Emmy or something. Then, he has to resign all public office forever and go away.
The midterm elections are between the Democrats and the formidable pro-sex trafficking lobby.
(h/t to A. Whitney Brown)
(h/t to A. Whitney Brown)
July 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The midterm elections are between the Democrats and the formidable pro-sex trafficking lobby.
(h/t to A. Whitney Brown)
(h/t to A. Whitney Brown)
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
June 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mark and Melissa lie peacefully at the center of our state and our hearts today. Their memorial, guarded by service dogs and men and women in uniform, casts a momentary shadow over L'Étoile du Nord as we honor their life’s work to make Minnesota shine brighter for all.
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote.
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
While two of the most powerful men in the world are fighting, it's important to remember that they're both huge pieces of shit
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
While two of the most powerful men in the world are fighting, it's important to remember that they're both huge pieces of shit
(Mgmt, explaining delays) Getting things off shelves is delayed - we only have one step ladder and it's usually broken.
CEO: I'm adding 5 people to your team. They do not have new step ladders, and don't know how to repair them.
*2 weeks later...*
CEO: Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
CEO: I'm adding 5 people to your team. They do not have new step ladders, and don't know how to repair them.
*2 weeks later...*
CEO: Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
(Mgmt, explaining delays) Getting things off shelves is delayed - we only have one step ladder and it's usually broken.
CEO: I'm adding 5 people to your team. They do not have new step ladders, and don't know how to repair them.
*2 weeks later...*
CEO: Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
CEO: I'm adding 5 people to your team. They do not have new step ladders, and don't know how to repair them.
*2 weeks later...*
CEO: Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
(Mgmt, explaining delays) Getting things off the high shelves is going slowly because we only have one step ladder.
(CEO): Here are 5 people for your team who will need 3 weeks' worth of training to learn to climb step ladders.
*2 weeks later...*
(CEO): Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
(CEO): Here are 5 people for your team who will need 3 weeks' worth of training to learn to climb step ladders.
*2 weeks later...*
(CEO): Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(Mgmt, explaining delays) Getting things off the high shelves is going slowly because we only have one step ladder.
(CEO): Here are 5 people for your team who will need 3 weeks' worth of training to learn to climb step ladders.
*2 weeks later...*
(CEO): Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
(CEO): Here are 5 people for your team who will need 3 weeks' worth of training to learn to climb step ladders.
*2 weeks later...*
(CEO): Why are you behind? I gave you 5 people.
A Contractor Parable
(CEO to subordinate) Where's the 8-foot step ladder? I need to reach a high shelf.
(Subordinate) You asked us to throw that away.
(CEO) OK, then get me two 4-foot stepladders...
(Sub) I don't think -
(CEO) ...or four 2-foot stepladders.
(Sub) *sigh*
(CEO to subordinate) Where's the 8-foot step ladder? I need to reach a high shelf.
(Subordinate) You asked us to throw that away.
(CEO) OK, then get me two 4-foot stepladders...
(Sub) I don't think -
(CEO) ...or four 2-foot stepladders.
(Sub) *sigh*
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A Contractor Parable
(CEO to subordinate) Where's the 8-foot step ladder? I need to reach a high shelf.
(Subordinate) You asked us to throw that away.
(CEO) OK, then get me two 4-foot stepladders...
(Sub) I don't think -
(CEO) ...or four 2-foot stepladders.
(Sub) *sigh*
(CEO to subordinate) Where's the 8-foot step ladder? I need to reach a high shelf.
(Subordinate) You asked us to throw that away.
(CEO) OK, then get me two 4-foot stepladders...
(Sub) I don't think -
(CEO) ...or four 2-foot stepladders.
(Sub) *sigh*
I can't wait for congress to flip the page in their budget books and notice how much money is going to defense. Boy, are they in for a surprise!
May 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I can't wait for congress to flip the page in their budget books and notice how much money is going to defense. Boy, are they in for a surprise!
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
I accidentally said I love you at the end of a call with my mechanic, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I accidentally said I love you at the end of a call with my mechanic, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
Please stop joking about Star Wars. My mother died in a star war
May 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Please stop joking about Star Wars. My mother died in a star war
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
Reposted by Sergeant Bosco 📷🏳️🌈
I’ve had three gallons of Mountain Dew today and I’m ready to fight the sun.
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve had three gallons of Mountain Dew today and I’m ready to fight the sun.
[Me, in Teams meeting] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I was multitasking*
* shopping online for that stretchy t-shirt I like
* shopping online for that stretchy t-shirt I like
May 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
[Me, in Teams meeting] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I was multitasking*
* shopping online for that stretchy t-shirt I like
* shopping online for that stretchy t-shirt I like
(CEO to worker) I can't reach the top shelf with this 6' step ladder. Get me a 4' step ladder.
(Worker, sheepishly) I'm not sure how that's going to -
(CEO) Just do it.
(Worker) *gets 4' step ladder*
(CEO) Still not tall enough. Do you have a chair I can stand on?
(Stock) *goes up*
(Worker, sheepishly) I'm not sure how that's going to -
(CEO) Just do it.
(Worker) *gets 4' step ladder*
(CEO) Still not tall enough. Do you have a chair I can stand on?
(Stock) *goes up*
May 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
(CEO to worker) I can't reach the top shelf with this 6' step ladder. Get me a 4' step ladder.
(Worker, sheepishly) I'm not sure how that's going to -
(CEO) Just do it.
(Worker) *gets 4' step ladder*
(CEO) Still not tall enough. Do you have a chair I can stand on?
(Stock) *goes up*
(Worker, sheepishly) I'm not sure how that's going to -
(CEO) Just do it.
(Worker) *gets 4' step ladder*
(CEO) Still not tall enough. Do you have a chair I can stand on?
(Stock) *goes up*
Who could possibly have seen this coming? Oh, right, everyone.
Company Regrets Replacing All Those Pesky Human Workers With AI, Just Wants Its Humans Back
Years after outsourcing marketing and customer service gigs to AI, the Swedish company Klarna is looking to hire its humans back.
futurism.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Who could possibly have seen this coming? Oh, right, everyone.
I know how to pronounce all the famous chef names thanks to Guy Fieri. My favorites are anTOOOOOONeeaah laFAAAAAAAsooooo and MAAAAA-neeet SHOOWWWWWW-han.
May 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I know how to pronounce all the famous chef names thanks to Guy Fieri. My favorites are anTOOOOOONeeaah laFAAAAAAAsooooo and MAAAAA-neeet SHOOWWWWWW-han.
Software company execs: We laid off 1/3 of the staff and will use AI to replace them.
Remaining employees: AI can help in some situations, but we still need people to design and support our software.
Execs (to each other): Let's lay off another 1/3 and see if that fixes the problem.
Remaining employees: AI can help in some situations, but we still need people to design and support our software.
Execs (to each other): Let's lay off another 1/3 and see if that fixes the problem.
May 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Software company execs: We laid off 1/3 of the staff and will use AI to replace them.
Remaining employees: AI can help in some situations, but we still need people to design and support our software.
Execs (to each other): Let's lay off another 1/3 and see if that fixes the problem.
Remaining employees: AI can help in some situations, but we still need people to design and support our software.
Execs (to each other): Let's lay off another 1/3 and see if that fixes the problem.
Sure, fire 1/3 of your staff and use AI. Even if you're successful, and your stock price goes up, the fun will end in a few quarters when analysts ask when you're going to make ANOTHER cost-cutting measure like the last one, and ding you when you don't.
See you at the bottom.
See you at the bottom.
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Sure, fire 1/3 of your staff and use AI. Even if you're successful, and your stock price goes up, the fun will end in a few quarters when analysts ask when you're going to make ANOTHER cost-cutting measure like the last one, and ding you when you don't.
See you at the bottom.
See you at the bottom.