“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
Hiya, sorry not to have been in touch lately. Moving house on Monday so a bit manic. Hope you're well? Be in touch next week hopefully 😘
Hiya, sorry not to have been in touch lately. Moving house on Monday so a bit manic. Hope you're well? Be in touch next week hopefully 😘
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social
Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
Great start to the year for me, no aircon since 28 Dec will be fixed tomorrow thankfully. Then broke my toe ouch! Have a beautiful shoe NOT to wear for 6 weeks
Great start to the year for me, no aircon since 28 Dec will be fixed tomorrow thankfully. Then broke my toe ouch! Have a beautiful shoe NOT to wear for 6 weeks
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National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
to the nun with a contrite look and said, “I'm so sorry, Sister.
I did my best to swerve
the truck but God wasn't
with me today.”
The nun smiled benignly and replied, “That's all right, son.
I hit the motherf****** with the door.”
to the nun with a contrite look and said, “I'm so sorry, Sister.
I did my best to swerve
the truck but God wasn't
with me today.”
The nun smiled benignly and replied, “That's all right, son.
I hit the motherf****** with the door.”
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Thank you libraries & library workers… for everything ✨💚
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