Jackie JackieHeg@bsky.social
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Crystal Palace supporter. Lives on Bundjalung land, NSW
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She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
June 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
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The little Irishman relaxed and said, “Turner Brown?
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
May 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The little Irishman relaxed and said, “Turner Brown?
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
Oh sweet Jesus,
I thought you said turn around!”
Sleep well 😴
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Sleep well 😴
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A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for haircuts.
Ignore then, love your work 💕
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ignore then, love your work 💕
Ugh! Hate them
April 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ugh! Hate them
Bored stupid.
April 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bored stupid.
Congratulations 👏
April 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Congratulations 👏
More money than sense.
March 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
More money than sense.
Week even 😆
January 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Week even 😆
I need to wash my hand!
January 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I need to wash my hand!