Jack Crumley
@jackcrumley.bsky.social
I'm ok.
Friend collector, movie enjoyer, news director.
This account will likely be more personal than professional.
Friend collector, movie enjoyer, news director.
This account will likely be more personal than professional.
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That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"?
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
That new PREDATOR movie is giving away so much in the trailers/ads... Which is hilarious because wasn't PREY's first trailer like "native girl is chased by bear and then blurry, mysterious thing saves her"?
BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
BUGONIA is a movie partly about how not enough people realize if you keep pulling a thread, you don't have a sweater anymore
The Chair Company is a miracle
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Chair Company is a miracle
Define "Perfect Ending"?
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Define "Perfect Ending"?
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curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses
October 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Event Horizon
Weapons
Us
The Cabin in the Woods
Weapons
Us
The Cabin in the Woods
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Shining
The Seventh Victim
Alien
Onibaba
The Shining
The Seventh Victim
Alien
Onibaba
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Event Horizon
Weapons
Us
The Cabin in the Woods
Weapons
Us
The Cabin in the Woods
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A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
October 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE??
What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?!
#PeacemakerS2E2
What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?!
#PeacemakerS2E2
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Why in the world would Tostitos be on CLEARANCE??
What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?!
#PeacemakerS2E2
What kind of messed up alternate reality is this?!
#PeacemakerS2E2
Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are?
Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Do we talk enough about how good Mark Waid and Dan Mora's WORLD'S FINEST comics are?
Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
Like... "borderline perfect" is a pretty solid description
Minor spoilers
My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
boxd.it
July 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Minor spoilers
My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
My ★★ review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/ahRrrH
I think AI is bad.
But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
We're just silently dealing with an endless onslaught of updates and downloads and reboots and ratings requests, right? I can't be the only one who thinks this isn't the future we were promised (Chapter 724)
July 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think AI is bad.
But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
But like... if there was a way for it to make my life less computer, I'd at least be willing to listen to the pitch
My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big.
July 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My new laptop needs to reboot after the system update it just ran. Seems big.
LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this.
Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
"No, John. I mean, yes, it's nice, but...I don't think so."
June 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
LOVE how annoyed Logan is in this.
Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
Sean looks like he's secretly having fun.
I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney
May 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have unreasonably high hopes for John's boy fight and Sleater-Kinney
I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right
May 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm an hour late to the Mulaney finale. The last show is an hour and 8 extra minutes this is good news right
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Poo Things
Poo Things
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Godfellas
Godfellas
remove a letter, ruin a movie
AWS
AWS
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Poo Things
Poo Things
Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone
April 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dave Attell just crushed it at the Liberty Twp Funny Bone
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Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast.
February 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Drunk celebrities with open collars sweating and shouting over each other, except in cars, fast.
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Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions.
February 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cannonball Run is if The Match Game was an action movie. I will be taking endless questions.
Oh my god
Some day I'm gonna get a sit-down with someone real important at Disney and I'm gonna drop my bombshell, cannot-fail Star Wars pitch in their laps, which will be the words "Cannonball Run" written in Papyrus and "but Dash Rendar is the Burt Reynolds guy" on an attached Post-It Note.
February 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh my god
Who All Gon' Be There should be a real app
February 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who All Gon' Be There should be a real app
lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you"
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
lol I'm watching Cap3 Civil War, and I just gotta give it to the writers for finding THEE clunkiest way of saying The Phrase: "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you"