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I go by He/they because Clive is him
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Here's your reminder to play Ghost Trick
July 26, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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the furries are invading. they’re breaking down the barricades. they’re storming the bastille. the throne room is under threat
July 25, 2023 at 5:01 AM
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i would have loved to go on a little walk today but i completely forgot we are in smoke and horrible air quality season
July 25, 2023 at 9:57 PM
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Many people opting to choose their death on twitter either peacefully (deactivation) or chaotically (getting suspended). Some people choose to slowly wade into the quiet of the stream and leave their account for elon to destroy. They should add this to the jungian 200 question personality test…
July 25, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Crossposting on Twitter but check out this dog
July 25, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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One reason I'm encouraged about the future of Bluesky is we are finally getting the homegrown Bad Takes that a social network needs to grow and thrive
July 25, 2023 at 3:52 PM
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yes. oh hell yes
July 25, 2023 at 3:50 PM
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It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.
July 22, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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you do realize the impact that "Ending the Vietnam War" would have on indigenous Ethical Pimps ???
July 21, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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advice i got as young journalist from a supremely bitter line editor, while he was gutting my article: "politicians do not, ever, 'believe' anything. they only 'say' or 'claim' things."
Again, I'm not the boss of you, but if you're a journalist who has to report on what billionaires say, please consider NOT writing "[billionaire] will do [whatever]" and instead write "[billionaire] claims he will do [whatever]."
July 24, 2023 at 12:42 AM
July 24, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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We twitter cross posting
June 22, 2023 at 9:52 PM
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who the fuck wasted a bluesky invite code on the delgo parody account
July 24, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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man, if I had billions of dollars to just burn on a whim, I'd blow it all on comic books, trading cards, and video games, and not make my brainrot other people's problem.
July 24, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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This place won’t fully take over the old place until people start making fun of my dog
July 23, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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i think the two guys on the moon SHOULD beat each other with rocks. i don't think that would be fucked up at all. twitter would have censored me for this
July 24, 2023 at 7:03 AM
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"When i was a kid I watched markiplier play fnaf" i think god should send a bolt of lightning through your window, turning you into a pile of ash with eyeballs like in the cartoons.
July 24, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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July 1, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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how fast do u think rp communities will spawn on bluesky
July 24, 2023 at 6:26 PM
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July 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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July 24, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Elon Musk is so stupid oh my god
July 24, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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WELCOME TO X… oops 🙊

… TwitterX didn’t know that the actual X was taken ;)
July 24, 2023 at 9:17 PM