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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
We have achieved perfection, don't make any changes to the algo:
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We have achieved perfection, don't make any changes to the algo:
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Every single day, damn it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every single day, damn it.
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Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Heck yeah!
That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
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Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future
Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.
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October 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Heck yeah!
I went to bed after WU. How many more "Chloe and Sarah go to a restaurant only to encounter some weird people" skits were there on #SNL?
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I went to bed after WU. How many more "Chloe and Sarah go to a restaurant only to encounter some weird people" skits were there on #SNL?
Lots of people not talking about Trump's birthday card for Epstein today...
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Lots of people not talking about Trump's birthday card for Epstein today...
Actually, AI-generated podcast hosts have been around for a while. There's no way that "Wiger" character on @getplayedpod.bsky.social is real.
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Actually, AI-generated podcast hosts have been around for a while. There's no way that "Wiger" character on @getplayedpod.bsky.social is real.
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Another Quattro Bajeena banger
September 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Another Quattro Bajeena banger
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The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
And why am I discovering it at 47?
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And why am I discovering it at 47?
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Yo' momma's so stupid Lisa Murkowski's her tutor.
July 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yo' momma's so stupid Lisa Murkowski's her tutor.
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Shout out to the Constitution.
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Shout out to the Constitution.
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He illegally started a war and nothing will happen because everyone in Congress is a spineless coward.
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He illegally started a war and nothing will happen because everyone in Congress is a spineless coward.
HE WAS CONVICTED.
June 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
HE WAS CONVICTED.
To be clear, I would never support these a-holes. But someone involved in the product design team realizes that people still want this feature.
June 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
To be clear, I would never support these a-holes. But someone involved in the product design team realizes that people still want this feature.
Oh hell no to this black mirror package delivery dystopia.
May 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh hell no to this black mirror package delivery dystopia.
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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I remember when this article came out like 20 years ago. Classic.
City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet
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May 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I remember when this article came out like 20 years ago. Classic.
<Laughs in Swedish> Bork bork bork!
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
May 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
<Laughs in Swedish> Bork bork bork!
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It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.
May 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.
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Under the current system, Americans are already spending $5 trillion a year on health care - read: $50 trillion over the next 10 years.
So this is actually a bargain.
So this is actually a bargain.
May 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Under the current system, Americans are already spending $5 trillion a year on health care - read: $50 trillion over the next 10 years.
So this is actually a bargain.
So this is actually a bargain.
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Class Warfare is when top 1% uses the media to instruct you that a slight tax increase on the top 1% is Class Warfare.
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Class Warfare is when top 1% uses the media to instruct you that a slight tax increase on the top 1% is Class Warfare.
I had no idea the Riviera has seats or even house lights. They really classed up the joint for @pftompkins.bsky.social!
a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
Alt: a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I had no idea the Riviera has seats or even house lights. They really classed up the joint for @pftompkins.bsky.social!