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I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
Pinned
Feeling overwhelmed? Have an echidna.
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I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡
#EpsteinFiles
August 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What item of clothing did #BruceLehrmann leave behind this time?
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Bad news days for AI and everyone who slops it. 'If your incredible business idea – key word here, business – is to bake cakes for sale and then you complain that you have to pay for eggs and flour then I have some terrible news about your business idea and also quite possibly your soul and brain.'
'One of the proposed solutions to the fact that these AI companies are already stealing the work of creatives, writers and artists is not to wonder – not even performatively – about how to protect the output of the creators but to suggest formalising the theft'. rick-morton.ghost.io/crumbs-at-th...
Crumbs at the Slophouse
There was a man at the ice creamery the other day and I cannot stop thinking about him. He looked about 50. No family in tow, indeed no other travelling friends or acquaintances in sight. From his pe...
rick-morton.ghost.io
August 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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The important thing about a reactor on the moon is that Donald Trump is all over the the Epstein list
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Quite hilarious watching Foreign Minister Penny Wong squirm on 7:30 as she struggles to think of someone else qualified to answer a question that falls squarely in the dead centre of her portfolio. Clearly instructed to tie herself in knots to avoid giving the real answer, obvious as it is. #auspol
August 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I haven't had much to laugh about lately, but finally some news is giving me genuine belly laughs... and even a cheeky tear or 2. Yesterday it was the amazing video of the #MarchForHumanity taken from the train. Here is today's.
Chris Minns faces angry backlash from caucus over ‘risible’ Sydney Harbour Bridge protest stance
Members of caucus planning to move a motion condemning the conditions in Gaza and endorsing the right to protest
www.theguardian.com
August 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And so far, thankfully, no pig of a man in the media has mentioned "dying of shame".

Or chaff bags, for that matter.
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
May 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When water is cooled below 0°C, it goes through a phase transition from "liquid" to "woke".
🚨 In one of the first direct blows to climate data, the National Snow and Ice Data Center is warning that they may discontinue updates to their sea ice data set.

Sea ice extent monitoring is a globally significant climate indicator and something I use directly in my work.
This is horrible. I don't even know what to say. Some of our most key polar data.

"As a result, the level of services for affected products below will be reduced to Basic—meaning they will remain accessible but may not be actively maintained, updated, or fully supported."

nsidc.org/data/user-re...
May 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The chicken has been decapitated, macerated, incinerated, and the ashes buried 100 feet down. There's no entrails to read. #auspol
May 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Well. Campaign done
May 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Oh lordy, Jacinta Price. What a fiasco. Just a melange of slogans. Literally saying Aboriginal people should be heard after helping to defeat The Voice.
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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In all fairness, Jacinta did just 'Make Australia Great Again'.

#AusPol #AusVotes2025 #AustraliaVotes #BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I will never forgive Alan Kohler for "He said, Xi said".
April 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
NEW FROM TWININGS.

High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism.
The powerful aroma of a political coverup.
A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties.
#auspol
April 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Dutton Follows Trump by Announcing 10% Tariff on All Australian Imports Into Australia
Dutton Follows Trump by Announcing 10% Tariff on All Australian Imports Into Australia — The Shovel
Keen to emulate his US role model, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has announced an across-the-board levy of 10% on all Australian-made goods entering the Australian market.
theshovel.com.au
April 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Australia election 2025 live: Dutton hints at cuts to ABC if he finds ‘waste’"

'waste' is of course code for 'any reporting of government corruption, corporate welfare, climate change, environment, science, racism, fairness, DEI, anything woke, or anything embarrassing to the LNP'. #auspol
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM