I'veGotTheShell
@ivegottheshell.bsky.social
I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
A bowel large enough to contain them.
June 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A bowel large enough to contain them.
And so far, thankfully, no pig of a man in the media has mentioned "dying of shame".
Or chaff bags, for that matter.
Or chaff bags, for that matter.
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
And so far, thankfully, no pig of a man in the media has mentioned "dying of shame".
Or chaff bags, for that matter.
Or chaff bags, for that matter.
Well why did you piss that opportunity up the wall then, you arsehat.
May 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Well why did you piss that opportunity up the wall then, you arsehat.
For some reason I find this hilarious:
May 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
For some reason I find this hilarious:
NEW FROM TWININGS.
High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism.
The powerful aroma of a political coverup.
A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties.
#auspol
High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism.
The powerful aroma of a political coverup.
A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties.
#auspol
April 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
NEW FROM TWININGS.
High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism.
The powerful aroma of a political coverup.
A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties.
#auspol
High notes of shrill dog-whistling perfectly complement undertones of racism.
The powerful aroma of a political coverup.
A lingering aftertaste of curtailed civil liberties.
#auspol
Feeling overwhelmed? Have an echidna.
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Feeling overwhelmed? Have an echidna.
Website seems down already. 😆
He's really taking after his role models across the pond - right down to the complete lack of IT competency.
He's really taking after his role models across the pond - right down to the complete lack of IT competency.
February 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Website seems down already. 😆
He's really taking after his role models across the pond - right down to the complete lack of IT competency.
He's really taking after his role models across the pond - right down to the complete lack of IT competency.
Nelson Bay rainbow lorikeets...
February 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nelson Bay rainbow lorikeets...
Hoo boy. Anyone else smell that? #corpseflower #auspol
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hoo boy. Anyone else smell that? #corpseflower #auspol
Not deep sea, but there's plenty of anglerfish (with a lure on the top of their heads) under many of the jetties in Sydney harbour. Their teeth are admittedly not as impressive.
February 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Not deep sea, but there's plenty of anglerfish (with a lure on the top of their heads) under many of the jetties in Sydney harbour. Their teeth are admittedly not as impressive.
I found this, anyone know who it might belong to?
February 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I found this, anyone know who it might belong to?
Has he thought of checking out Elon?
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Has he thought of checking out Elon?