I'veGotTheShell
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I'veGotTheShell
@ivegottheshell.bsky.social
I've got the shell. Not that it does me any good whatsoever.
This.

IMO it's too early to politicise the tragedy in Bondi. But Segal and the other cheerleaders for the state of Israel went there first. They can't be allowed to ram through damaging divisive policy while the rest of us are still trying to catch our collective breath.
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
:eye-roll emoji:
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Couldn't agree more
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Superb Fairywren, if my limited knowledge is adequate!

Utterly stunning when seen up close, which is hard, as they're usually very skittish
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Crake's 7
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Not just Melbourne I assure you 😞
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fkn brilliant
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Thank you 🙏😅
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh great!! They are awesome 🤗🤗
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hope you are OK. 👐
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
*has
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Flap your flippers for freedom!! 😃😃

Yeah check with the dog himself, he also had a store for his merch
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Lovely pic. Where was this? Must have been somewhere where the cares and stresses of doing journalism in 2025 were far away... at least for a while
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would totally buy an AI trained on the FDOTM corpus. I can't wait for it to tell me I have a face like the gleaming buttocks of a flatulent wildebeest in a pond.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Man that is one ripped marsupial
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ooh yeah! He'd do well to look at their example and follow it to the same oblivion. Pretty please.

Then he can reside under a park bench permanently.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can we make Wrensday a national institution?
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As a parent of a 12 y.o. this is spot on. Also: "No, I don't WANT to! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" to almost any request. Like "please don't bully your sister" or "please don't bomb venezuela".
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Arggg... The point of the original thread was that the knowledge had to be useless! And now you're telling me someone's going to actually *use* this?

Even at being useless, I'm a failure 😂

And yeah you're right, it was when both moons were black, not full. Bad memory
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I hope you had 3 showers after appearing on Piers Morgan's show
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Do you mean the Culture Club series? That was also one of my favourites. It was turned into a book, largely a transcript of the radio episodes. In the intro Schuf expresses his delight at learning "that the Culture Club actually had a fan". Well it had plenty.

Great to hear he's doing well.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I see what you did there
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Good to see Mr Dackbulge back on the pages, I've missed his pompous bleatings and inevitable comeuppance.

I would especially like to see the return of Cassandra the Information Technology Wobbegong
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Sheesh what a travesty.

How many more ways can we find to simply give away our wealth and resources, getting back absolutely nothing except climate chaos and death.
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We live on a truly amazing, breathtaking planet.

Hey, let's fuck up everything on it as quickly as possible... 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM