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Mimi
@itzkimi.bsky.social
Time-traveling alien disguised as a 26 year old.
Pronouns: She/They. Sexuality: Open to all life forms.
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"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—"

NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO.

ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Malice look like he know when the rapture is coming and it’s taking too long
Malice is so funny without trying 😭😭
August 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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This is Kendrick Lamar levels of hate, and I greatly approve.
June 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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“We bombed Iran”
June 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Making sure our kids don’t go hungry isn’t just the right thing to do, it’s an investment in our future.
May 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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if i send you this im just playin, but im sayin
April 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Imagine hating Black people so much you don't want clean milk or healthy kids.
April 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
April 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Arresting judges cannot be the new normal in America. I’m deeply concerned by the lack of information and partisan tone surrounding this news, and I trust my Republican colleagues will agree. It’s incumbent on all of us to uphold and protect the constitution.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...
Wisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan Arrested by FBI in Immigration Dispute
Judge Hannah Dugan was arrested on suspicion that she “intentionally misdirected federal agents away from” an immigrant being pursued by the authorities, the F.B.I. director said.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Don’t wanna be a Debbie downer, but I glanced at the Project 2025 tracker, and it’s 41% complete.
a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Oh this the one 😂
April 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!
April 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just spent my life savings on the GNX tour
April 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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i remember when this kind of attitude would make someone unelectable.
Andrew Cuomo was confronted with the proof that he covered up the number of people who died from COVID-19 due to his executive order.

His response? "Who cares? They died."

Don't rank Andrew Cuomo for mayor. #DREAM
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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i think it’s cute crunchyroll ask me if i wanna skip the dandadan opening…HELL NOOO I AINT SKIPPING

TURN IT UPPPPPP🕺🕺🕺🕺🪩🪩✨✨
November 22, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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I'm struggling so hard to give a fuck about a bunch of rich people who paid the 3rd richest person on Earth $500,000 to go to space for a few minutes, while there are folks here who can't even afford the basics to survive.
April 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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DMV please look out for this baby…
April 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Ain’t no way Crime Mob broke up because Princess told Diamond that her and her brother met Michael Jackson at Six Flags and he wanted to get on Knuck If You Buck. She came all the way to the house and was pissed 🤣🤣
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky
a woman in a black shirt and blue jeans is covering her face with her hands
ALT: a woman in a black shirt and blue jeans is covering her face with her hands
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM