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I'd sooner drag my dick through glass than listen to that orange fuckweasel speak for a single minute
Ah yes, nothing raises a red flag/identifying marker that we're in incredibly unaffordable times quite like, "hey, have y'all heard of cabbage?!" articles written by The Atlantic.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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We knew it wasn’t going to work.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Vaccines DO NOT cause autism - there is extensive research showing this. Resurrecting old, discredited, fraudulent work is shameful.

Vaccine-preventable illnesses are serious - this is going to cause real harms.

This is dangerous & disappointing.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Are we getting these before or after we all get those $5,000 DOGE checks?

These people really are the stupidest/most gullible motherfuckers on the planet.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The really fun part, every time the president says something utterly psychotic, is that right after all his little toadies and goblins go on camera to say that he didn't mean what he said and that you're stupid for thinking so, his next move is always to announce that he meant every word of it
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Swastikas and nooses are dangerous hate symbols used by white supremacists to celebrate the history of hatred, mass murder and terrorism of the white supremacist movement.

Removing the hate symbol classification is an attempt to normalize white supremacy.

Never let hate win.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I'm enough of a history nerd to know that our Founding Father's would be calling for the execution of Donald Trump...and most of them would have been happy to do it themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The men are simply not okay.
In case anyone wonders how things are going in The Other Place
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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🌐

#art
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Watching the Epstein survivor admit that she voted for Trump really fucked with my head. The brainwashing against the left that apparently people endure from birth, must be way deeper than I ever imagined. A victim voting for a rapist, who has also been accused by 26 other women? Over a woman? WTAF?
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sorry Mom and Dad, the Fox News people said you don't need gifts anymore.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
oh yeah, 100%
The sick fuck is going to go to war as a distraction, isn’t he?
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen anything like this in my lifetime
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is exactly how my friends all sound when they get really high and start rambling off what *they* think sounds like incredibly intelligent revelations.

And I'm sitting there like, "mmmhmm, those sure are words you're saying buddy"
Standing up in a beret and black rollneck at the next local poetry event, reading this and bringing the house down.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Tell it, sister! These 8 senators are stealing 500k from the American taxpayers!
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imagine the kind of shitweasel you have to be for JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN to think you're a bad person.
NPR reported this morning that, based on their review of the #Epstein emails released yesterday, Trump’s name appeared more than 1,000 times in the document—

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gianmarco has a whooooole joke about this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM