Kizzy
@itsohkizzy.bsky.social
44, she/her, xennial, Capricorn, left-handed, queer, disabled, round, proud owner of (@cuddletrollop.bsky.social), arachnophobic.
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FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 25,1937
December 25,1937
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 25,1937
December 25,1937
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
December 25,1945
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
December 25,1945
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
WHY can't the Tums reach my ears?! The acid sure seems to get there! Fuck! #intelligentdesign #totallynotadumpsterfire #tums
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
WHY can't the Tums reach my ears?! The acid sure seems to get there! Fuck! #intelligentdesign #totallynotadumpsterfire #tums
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I just posted this Internet Archive link to Facebook, where the aunts & uncles, grandmas & grandpas who watch 60 Minutes after football games live. It’s important that this story doesn’t just circulate on Bluesky.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just posted this Internet Archive link to Facebook, where the aunts & uncles, grandmas & grandpas who watch 60 Minutes after football games live. It’s important that this story doesn’t just circulate on Bluesky.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 14,1945
December 14,1945
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 14,1945
December 14,1945
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It shouldn't be that hard but I feel special regardless
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It shouldn't be that hard but I feel special regardless
Today I learned that gift browsing sleepy is like food shopping hungry? I am considering getting everyone pajamas. We're all so tired. Good lord, there's a Skittles Snuggie. That has no right to exist. Where are we as a people. #zzz #sleepy #existentialdread #imeanwhat
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Today I learned that gift browsing sleepy is like food shopping hungry? I am considering getting everyone pajamas. We're all so tired. Good lord, there's a Skittles Snuggie. That has no right to exist. Where are we as a people. #zzz #sleepy #existentialdread #imeanwhat
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Chuck Palahniuk's Guts - infamous gross out story in a pool. Surely nothing can top it.
Chuck Tingle's Lucky Day: Hold my cereal bowl.
#chuckpalahniuk #guts #chucktingle #luckyday
Chuck Tingle's Lucky Day: Hold my cereal bowl.
#chuckpalahniuk #guts #chucktingle #luckyday
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Chuck Palahniuk's Guts - infamous gross out story in a pool. Surely nothing can top it.
Chuck Tingle's Lucky Day: Hold my cereal bowl.
#chuckpalahniuk #guts #chucktingle #luckyday
Chuck Tingle's Lucky Day: Hold my cereal bowl.
#chuckpalahniuk #guts #chucktingle #luckyday
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Good lord, the accuracy in this.
"I told the nurse I jog three days a week, play soccer, lift weights, and take spin classes. She just giggled. Honestly, I’m used to it. It was kind of annoying when she took my blood pressure four times, though."
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
Fat Lady Attempts to Get Health Care: An Oral History
MEGAN TRASK (Front Desk Assistant, Sunshine Primary Care): I could tell from the minute she checked in that she was fat. Like, real fat. The crazie...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Good lord, the accuracy in this.
I remain spitefully alive, I've just been dodging reality with PowerWash Simulator 2 and forgetting to read a library book that had no renewals so I read 250 pages in about two days. And the author fucked the landing. Sooooo yeah. Hey there. #PWS2 #therosefield
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I remain spitefully alive, I've just been dodging reality with PowerWash Simulator 2 and forgetting to read a library book that had no renewals so I read 250 pages in about two days. And the author fucked the landing. Sooooo yeah. Hey there. #PWS2 #therosefield
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1953
November 25,1953
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 25,1953
November 25,1953
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I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
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It was lovely to see homage to the Hunterian Museum’s Evelyn Tables in @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein. These four tables were made in Padua, taking arteries, veins and nerves dissected in Padua’s famous anatomical theatre, pasting them to boards and varnishing them to protect and preserve
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It was lovely to see homage to the Hunterian Museum’s Evelyn Tables in @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein. These four tables were made in Padua, taking arteries, veins and nerves dissected in Padua’s famous anatomical theatre, pasting them to boards and varnishing them to protect and preserve
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Please enjoy this comic I cant post anywhere else lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Please enjoy this comic I cant post anywhere else lol
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Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
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Will this be available on streaming?
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Will this be available on streaming?
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Dick Cheney once had an 8-page, single-spaced cease-and-desist letter sent to us at WhiteHouse.Org, which we published but otherwise ignored. He was incensed about his wife's "Biography." I added the following, which was reported on CNN and quoted in The New York Times. #StreisandEffect
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dick Cheney once had an 8-page, single-spaced cease-and-desist letter sent to us at WhiteHouse.Org, which we published but otherwise ignored. He was incensed about his wife's "Biography." I added the following, which was reported on CNN and quoted in The New York Times. #StreisandEffect
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
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Allegedly it's also a crown that you only wear when you were dead
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Allegedly it's also a crown that you only wear when you were dead