✨La Bodega Tophie✨
@itsniamya.bsky.social
Here to ramble into the abyss about my current obsessions and be cute 🥰
Book Girlie 📚•🧚🏽• Ms. Keep Her Nails Done 💅🏽• 30
Book Girlie 📚•🧚🏽• Ms. Keep Her Nails Done 💅🏽• 30
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✨La Bodega Tophie✨
@itsniamya.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Rob the jewelry store and tellem make me a grill 💅🏽
Ooh, boy, you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over and check up on it?
I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies, let 'em check up on it
Watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it
Won't you come over and check up on it?
I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies, let 'em check up on it
Watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ooh, boy, you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over and check up on it?
I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies, let 'em check up on it
Watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it
Won't you come over and check up on it?
I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies, let 'em check up on it
Watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it
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Former law clerk at the Supreme Court here.
1. Since the aftermath of the My Lai massacre, it has been bedrock law that U.S. military are not required to follow unlawful orders and instead are required to question and refuse them.
2. "I was only following orders" is not a criminal defense.
1. Since the aftermath of the My Lai massacre, it has been bedrock law that U.S. military are not required to follow unlawful orders and instead are required to question and refuse them.
2. "I was only following orders" is not a criminal defense.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Former law clerk at the Supreme Court here.
1. Since the aftermath of the My Lai massacre, it has been bedrock law that U.S. military are not required to follow unlawful orders and instead are required to question and refuse them.
2. "I was only following orders" is not a criminal defense.
1. Since the aftermath of the My Lai massacre, it has been bedrock law that U.S. military are not required to follow unlawful orders and instead are required to question and refuse them.
2. "I was only following orders" is not a criminal defense.
Reposted by ✨La Bodega Tophie✨
That Boston baked bean Ne-Yo did something with this.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That Boston baked bean Ne-Yo did something with this.
The middle nail on my right hand just broke so crazy and I can’t get it fixed cause it took part of my real nail with it
a cartoon teddy bear is sitting on a table .
ALT: a cartoon teddy bear is sitting on a table .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The middle nail on my right hand just broke so crazy and I can’t get it fixed cause it took part of my real nail with it
Finally getting into third season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 🙂↕️
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Finally getting into third season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives 🙂↕️
I’m so tired of hairstylists putting WAX in y’alls head after a silk press or bundles install.
Wax is damn near impossible to get out and prevents any moisture from getting to the strand which causes breakage.
Wax is damn near impossible to get out and prevents any moisture from getting to the strand which causes breakage.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m so tired of hairstylists putting WAX in y’alls head after a silk press or bundles install.
Wax is damn near impossible to get out and prevents any moisture from getting to the strand which causes breakage.
Wax is damn near impossible to get out and prevents any moisture from getting to the strand which causes breakage.
Come on LEWK 😍 not you in them people’s office being this fine 🥰💖🥰
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Come on LEWK 😍 not you in them people’s office being this fine 🥰💖🥰
Me 💀 Like i’ll share hints of our happiness on here but keep the full monty for myself and people who know me frfr.
That feeling when you’re excited or happy about something but don’t want to share it bc ppl be hating
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me 💀 Like i’ll share hints of our happiness on here but keep the full monty for myself and people who know me frfr.
Hey man 😭
If she has a thigh tattoo let her drive and hold on to that little handle above the door
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey man 😭
I love seeing love 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love seeing love 🥰
Reposted by ✨La Bodega Tophie✨
Its nice that Colleen Hoover's books are being made into movies, but I'd love it much more if some of the Black authors, other than Terry McMillan, were as well, also.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Its nice that Colleen Hoover's books are being made into movies, but I'd love it much more if some of the Black authors, other than Terry McMillan, were as well, also.
State. Farm. Tiger. Balm. Invitational 😭
SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
State. Farm. Tiger. Balm. Invitational 😭
Reposted by ✨La Bodega Tophie✨
what happened to sending them to war or space?!
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
what happened to sending them to war or space?!
Reposted by ✨La Bodega Tophie✨
You gotta speak those things which are not as though they were!!!!
Name and claim it!
Call it and Haul it!!!
Name and claim it!
Call it and Haul it!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You gotta speak those things which are not as though they were!!!!
Name and claim it!
Call it and Haul it!!!
Name and claim it!
Call it and Haul it!!!
This is why you gotta speak things into existence 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is why you gotta speak things into existence 🥰
Me cheering on babe at flag football:
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Me cheering on babe at flag football:
Deal lmaoo
Perfect! I can jump but I’m double handed 😭
I’ll turn cause I can’t jump in 💀😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Deal lmaoo
Lmao the way I refuse to learn this game💀
Ima teach the Blacks how to play spades.
What other side activities gonna be taking place at the BlackSky hoops tourney?
Gotta make it a whole event.
Gotta make it a whole event.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lmao the way I refuse to learn this game💀
I’ll be in charge of karaoke👆🏽
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ll be in charge of karaoke👆🏽
How I’m coming to watch the Blue Sky field day activities:
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
How I’m coming to watch the Blue Sky field day activities:
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I got $50 on a strained charley horse before the end of the first
I got $50 on a torn ACL before half time
I mean actually that’s all the more reason.
I will be taking injury bets.
You can do an over/under on how long before injury
Type of injury
# of injuries
Etc.
I will be taking injury bets.
You can do an over/under on how long before injury
Type of injury
# of injuries
Etc.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I got $50 on a strained charley horse before the end of the first
Me after someone miss an easy layup:
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me after someone miss an easy layup:
Y’all gon incinerate whatever cartilage left in them Nintendo Gameboy cartridge knees tryna relive them glory days down at the bluesky Unc Off Field Day.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Y’all gon incinerate whatever cartilage left in them Nintendo Gameboy cartridge knees tryna relive them glory days down at the bluesky Unc Off Field Day.
I got $50 on a torn ACL before half time
I mean actually that’s all the more reason.
I will be taking injury bets.
You can do an over/under on how long before injury
Type of injury
# of injuries
Etc.
I will be taking injury bets.
You can do an over/under on how long before injury
Type of injury
# of injuries
Etc.
no women allowed because niggas will absolutely hurt themselves trying to flex
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I got $50 on a torn ACL before half time
Not I come back to all the men folk wanting to be Like Mike
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not I come back to all the men folk wanting to be Like Mike