Sam (freelance court jester)
@itsgremlinhours.bsky.social
here to burgle your turts 🐢
Pinned
Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH:
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH:
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Happy “New Lucy Dacus Album” day to all who celebrate
March 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy “New Lucy Dacus Album” day to all who celebrate
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I hope every person that greedily uses genAI to make a mockery of Miyazaki’s work turns into a pig to be used for bacon at the bathhouse
March 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hope every person that greedily uses genAI to make a mockery of Miyazaki’s work turns into a pig to be used for bacon at the bathhouse
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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
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Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace.
If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...
If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...
January 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey All: Google is pulling the "automatically on for anyone over 18" bullshit with Gemini that the Dropbox did for its AI, but I can't afford to ditch Google Drive/Docs/Workspace.
If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...
If you have a personal Google Account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off...
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saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
February 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu
National Treasure 3 is gonna be lit
A heist in Pennsylvania has left authorities shell-shocked: 100,000 organic eggs were stolen from a facility in Greencastle, just north of the Maryland border.
The egg heist, worth approximately $40,000, comes at a time of record-high wholesale egg prices in the country and reports of shortages.
The egg heist, worth approximately $40,000, comes at a time of record-high wholesale egg prices in the country and reports of shortages.
Authorities scramble to crack case of 100,000-egg heist in Pennsylvania
About $40,000 worth of eggs were taken from a trailer belonging to Pete and Gerry’s Organics, police said. U.S. wholesale egg prices are at a record high.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
National Treasure 3 is gonna be lit
New Grammy category: best reptile vocalist
February 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New Grammy category: best reptile vocalist
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Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Happy “Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder” Day to all those who celebrate.
She gets the gremlin from me
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
She gets the gremlin from me
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Carrier pigeon based meal delivery service named uber twEATs I think I really have something here
January 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Carrier pigeon based meal delivery service named uber twEATs I think I really have something here
Anyone got a spare $20,000
January 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Anyone got a spare $20,000
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The perfect wine glass doesn't exi....
December 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM
The perfect wine glass doesn't exi....
Preparing for spotify wrapped like
December 3, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Preparing for spotify wrapped like
Oops!…I Did It Again (watched National Treasure)
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Oops!…I Did It Again (watched National Treasure)
“Be patient”
November 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
“Be patient”
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Reading that PR statement from HBO I’m not shocked. Even when we tried expressing again and again why supporting that franchise with money was a bad thing ppl still dismissed it as virtue signaling.
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Reading that PR statement from HBO I’m not shocked. Even when we tried expressing again and again why supporting that franchise with money was a bad thing ppl still dismissed it as virtue signaling.
Humming the ratatouille theme as I walk back from my evening shift so the rats know I’m an ally 😤✊
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Humming the ratatouille theme as I walk back from my evening shift so the rats know I’m an ally 😤✊
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Describe your job as a Taylor lyric:
“What’s it like to brag about raking in dollars?”
(I manage Account Receivable)
“What’s it like to brag about raking in dollars?”
(I manage Account Receivable)
Describe your job as a Taylor lyric:
"I am what I am cause, you trained me"
(I am a corporate trainer)
"I am what I am cause, you trained me"
(I am a corporate trainer)
Describe your job as a Taylor lyric
She already did this for me, “someone daughter, someone’s mother holds your hand through plastic now. ‘Doc I think she’s crashing out.’ And some things you just can’t speak about”
(I’m a nurse who worked frontline COVID, tho I escaped and now I work from home)
She already did this for me, “someone daughter, someone’s mother holds your hand through plastic now. ‘Doc I think she’s crashing out.’ And some things you just can’t speak about”
(I’m a nurse who worked frontline COVID, tho I escaped and now I work from home)
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Describe your job as a Taylor lyric:
“What’s it like to brag about raking in dollars?”
(I manage Account Receivable)
“What’s it like to brag about raking in dollars?”
(I manage Account Receivable)