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Sam (freelance court jester)
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here to burgle your turts 🐢
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Gonna miss him 🥲 #gamechanger
Screenshot of Brennan Lee mulligan holding a mug and looking at peace with the world with text reading “girl who is going to be ok”
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Happy “New Lucy Dacus Album” day to all who celebrate
Drawing of person lying on the floor in a puddle of their own tears holding the life altering album “forever is a feeling”
March 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Truly it’s giving
Tweet reading: Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...
March 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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SpongeBob hanging from wires while wearing a wizard costume
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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2 hims indeed 🙂‍↕️
Ross and Travis in matching blue and yellow fits at the eras tour
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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New Grammy category: best reptile vocalist
Cover of Taylor Swift TTPD album edited to read the tortoise poets department. Taylor has been edited out and replaced with a tortoise.
February 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Hap birth friendo 🎈🎈🎈
Stede bonnet from our flag means death holding a cupcake with happy birthday balloons and confetti behind him
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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She gets the gremlin from me
Brown tabby with crazy eyes chewing on rainbow cat toy
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Anyone got a spare $20,000
Screenshot of online listing for life size replica of count orlok’s sarcophagus from nosferatu (2024).
January 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Preparing for spotify wrapped like
Box of captain crunch “oops all berries” cereal edited to be “oops all Taylor swift” with pictures of her albums added over the cereal bits
December 3, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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“Be patient”
Scene from the movie the princess bride between Inigo and Westley. Text has been edited to say “I promise I will not pet you until you are comfortable coming out from under the couch.” Westley responds “that’s very comforting but I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait.” Inigo responds “I hate waiting.” In the first panel Inigo has been labeled “me” and in the second panel Westley has been labeled “my new cat”
November 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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SURPRISE I DID
Chava, the worlds sweetest tabby, sitting and posing for the camera like the queen she is
November 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Happy birthdayyyyy 🥳
Milkbar birthday cake with topper edited in of a picture of Taylor swift performing who’s afraid of little old me at the eras tour
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Quote with your lockscreen!

An opportunity to share Cornelius don’t mind if I do 🤭
Phone lock screen featuring Cornelius (the worlds cutest leopard gecko)
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Potato soup’s favorite album is Leek Now
A bowl of potato leek soup
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Me fr
Drawing of an old timey male lawyer pointing at a woman with a mischievous grin on her face. The lawyer says “your honor they won’t stop saying it.” The woman says “boobgate bouncegate soupgate boopgate”
November 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Everyone out there canceling moo deng but I’m just waiting for the album drop 🐍🐍🐍
Taylor Swift’s Reputation album cover, but with moo deng, the internet’s favorite hippo. I stand with my cancelled queen.
November 11, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Midnight pickles hate to see me coming fr
November 10, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.

FIRST WITCH:
Jacob Black running towards Bella Swan in cinematic masterpiece the twilight saga: new moon. Text reads: where the hell have you been loca?
November 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Once again thinking about how I made an eras tour poster for my gecko and then got it printed on a tote bag, in case anyone questions my commitment to the bit
November 8, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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They’re unionizing 💀✊
November 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM