@itsdiane.bsky.social
I’d like a scenario where I’m Kirby and I inhale puffer coat snoopy
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’d like a scenario where I’m Kirby and I inhale puffer coat snoopy
Some of you have never learned mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and it shows.
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Some of you have never learned mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and it shows.
puffy pasta party
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
puffy pasta party
you’re telling me people are getting paid to protest and I’ve just been hating Trump for free?!?!!
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
you’re telling me people are getting paid to protest and I’ve just been hating Trump for free?!?!!
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Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Update: Democratic House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark have died after they were shot at their home in Brooklyn Park.
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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
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‘Big Tits Potato Chips’ - 1930s - made in Dunn, North Carolina. ‘Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.’
May 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
‘Big Tits Potato Chips’ - 1930s - made in Dunn, North Carolina. ‘Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.’
In my experience, if something feels off, that’s because it is
May 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In my experience, if something feels off, that’s because it is
my villain origin is just my ibs
May 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my villain origin is just my ibs
less ai, more men in therapy
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
less ai, more men in therapy
new city, new car, good shows, great birthday
May 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
new city, new car, good shows, great birthday
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Happy birthday to @itsdiane.bsky.social!!
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy birthday to @itsdiane.bsky.social!!
My mental state is currently at the ready to rewatch succession again stage
April 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My mental state is currently at the ready to rewatch succession again stage
I wanted this salad spinner that was $30 on Amazon - which is insane - so I never bought it, and I found the same exact one, brand new, for $4 at a thrift store.
Ultimately not important but everything you want is at the thrift store.
Ultimately not important but everything you want is at the thrift store.
April 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wanted this salad spinner that was $30 on Amazon - which is insane - so I never bought it, and I found the same exact one, brand new, for $4 at a thrift store.
Ultimately not important but everything you want is at the thrift store.
Ultimately not important but everything you want is at the thrift store.
Am I wrong?
“I assume everyone who drives like an asshole is on their way to a chain restaurant” - @itsdiane.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Am I wrong?
I’m tired of Trump voters existing
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m tired of Trump voters existing
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Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.
Clearly no one in this chat has ever had someone screenshot their snap
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Clearly no one in this chat has ever had someone screenshot their snap
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After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
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they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this
March 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
they added me to the group chat and all i sent was this
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new place to boo just dropped
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
new place to boo just dropped
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
I mean this wholeheartedly and in the best way- Minneapolis bus drivers have big dick energy
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I mean this wholeheartedly and in the best way- Minneapolis bus drivers have big dick energy