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Scott Ahler
@scotchsailor.bsky.social
Middle-aged skater and graphic designer.
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This is how much fun it is when only a little part of him dies. I don’t think we are ready for the big show
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We’re talking Spanish giallo, filmed in France, dubbed in English over here!
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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and on the BONUS @scotchsailor.bsky.social returns as we try to forget the eldritch horror of Hugh Grant trying out a mob accent in MICKEY BLUE EYES (1999)

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BONUS: Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) feat. @Scotch_Sailor | I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That
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November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I didn’t realize Frankenstein (novel) was mostly two incels beefing like, “no, *I* hold the greatest sorrow in the world bro”
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me in hell: “WHERE IS DICK CHE….oh. There he is…seated right on the throne, huh?”
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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PSA
November 5, 2023 at 2:41 PM
We did it
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Halloween with @itsdiane.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Drink review.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Putting “FREE FIREWOOD” on Marketplace with a photo and location as I leave town, and still getting 30 messages going, “is this available?” Motherfucker, GO GET IT
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I figured out what irks me about “science is real”, and it’s that you never have to say that about a real thing.
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
SCOTUS is set to gut the voting rights act, and the GOP effectively purchased the voting machines. If everything happening is leaving you confused (why they do ____ to the ____??) , it’s because they’re never planning on leaving office.
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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logging on
October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
X-Files s2e14 ““Die Hand Die Verletzt” Easy to write it off for the silliness, but there’s a lot going on. Genuinely spooky for what it *doesn’t* show, top 10 cold open, slyly comments on Christianity with all the parallels to the satanic cult, and do Mulder & Scully LIVE at the school for a week?
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It takes no special technical expertise to know that
1) AI's main value proposition today is automating labor,
2) AI is going to supercharge economic inequality, and
3) If we do not get out in front of that policy-wise, we are fools.

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Thinking of AI as a Social Problem
No need to know the unknowable. The knowable is bad enough.
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October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Real question—how? How will this functionally happen? Could we just produce this amount of power any time we wanted?
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OpenAI's New Data Centers Will Draw More Power Than the Entirety of New York City, Sam Altman Says
OpenAI's planned AI data center projects would consume as much as the entire city of New York City and San Diego combined.
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October 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Never once thought about the etymology behind the word “window” until someone said “you can really see the wind through this”, and now I can’t get it out of my head how dumb it is.
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just finished. Banger.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Congrats to @itsdiane.bsky.social for starting her new job this week!! 🎉
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
September 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Hey so to explain their hypocrisy around free speech — they don’t want people censored so much as *punished*.
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The zone is only shit now.

Can’t even flood it anymore.

Its all full.
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Legit found this in my glove box tonight.
September 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM