Scott Ahler
@scotchsailor.bsky.social
Middle-aged skater and graphic designer.
You just can show up to a protest armed with hand guns. Or arms for that matter. You just can’t. Is it legal? Sure. But you just can’t do that.
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
You just can show up to a protest armed with hand guns. Or arms for that matter. You just can’t. Is it legal? Sure. But you just can’t do that.
Keep “keep politics out of skateboarding” people out of skateboarding.
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Keep “keep politics out of skateboarding” people out of skateboarding.
There are literally bodies buried in the golf courses.
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release.
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
There are literally bodies buried in the golf courses.
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
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Pay attention to this
In the wake of another fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
AG Pam Bondi sends Gov. Walz a letter today making several asks including:
"Allow DOJ Civil Rights division access to state voter rolls"
AG Pam Bondi sends Gov. Walz a letter today making several asks including:
"Allow DOJ Civil Rights division access to state voter rolls"
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Pay attention to this
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NO GODS NO MASTERS NO PAYWALL
LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING
LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING
Racket Is Observing the ICE Out! Protest Today: No Work, No School, No Spending... No Paywall! - Racket
You won't find any new stories here as we joint hundreds of other Minnesota businesses in Friday's general-strike-ish movement. But! Today only, you can read our vast archives free of paywall interfer...
racketmn.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 AM
NO GODS NO MASTERS NO PAYWALL
LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING
LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING
*an icy chill runs over me*
“JD Vance is near…”
“JD Vance is near…”
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
*an icy chill runs over me*
“JD Vance is near…”
“JD Vance is near…”
You get the feeling the online right’s messages don’t even make sense anymore? Maybe it’s because their ideology is an empty husk, their leaders are insane, and they’ve lost the ability to articulate anything.
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You get the feeling the online right’s messages don’t even make sense anymore? Maybe it’s because their ideology is an empty husk, their leaders are insane, and they’ve lost the ability to articulate anything.
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A band I drum in, New Standards Men, is releasing an album today in support of MIRAC, the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. We hate ICE with our whole hearts. Every penny will go to the MIRAC. No war but class war. newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
New Wave Barbarism, by New Standards Men
2 track album
newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
A band I drum in, New Standards Men, is releasing an album today in support of MIRAC, the Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee. We hate ICE with our whole hearts. Every penny will go to the MIRAC. No war but class war. newstandardsmen.bandcamp.com/album/new-wa...
Minneapolis/Saint Paul stand up!
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Minneapolis/Saint Paul stand up!
This is what someone tells you when you’re robbing you at gunpoint.
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is what someone tells you when you’re robbing you at gunpoint.
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Just a passing thought, but I wonder to what extent the focus on Minneapolis is because in a very real way, the right wants a do-over of 2020 where instead of a broadly sympathetic public resolving to do more about racism for six months, they opened fire nationwide and ended organized dissent.
January 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just a passing thought, but I wonder to what extent the focus on Minneapolis is because in a very real way, the right wants a do-over of 2020 where instead of a broadly sympathetic public resolving to do more about racism for six months, they opened fire nationwide and ended organized dissent.
You can’t “train” cops out of the kind of massive personality flaws law enforcement agencies attract and amplify. Call it designed incompetence, but these systems are built on violence, intimidation, and skirting the self-imposed “rules” whenever possible.
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You can’t “train” cops out of the kind of massive personality flaws law enforcement agencies attract and amplify. Call it designed incompetence, but these systems are built on violence, intimidation, and skirting the self-imposed “rules” whenever possible.
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
After starting the year searching the highest levels of govt for fraud and not finding any, only to close it out by raiding daycares to the cheers of millions, is truly insane. A new low.
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
After starting the year searching the highest levels of govt for fraud and not finding any, only to close it out by raiding daycares to the cheers of millions, is truly insane. A new low.
Biker Sherlock, great skater name.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Biker Sherlock, great skater name.
Thinking about the first manosphere podcast, “Henry Rollins’ spoken word catalog”
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thinking about the first manosphere podcast, “Henry Rollins’ spoken word catalog”
A really simple cognitive mapping of how tech has already infiltrated and grafted itself on our political, financial, and military branches. They’re setting the table to create a new feudal-capitalist system where they set the rules and we remain alienated and powerless. www.authoritarian-stack.info
The Authoritarian Stack
How Tech Billionaires Are Building a Post-Democratic America — And Why Europe Is Next
www.authoritarian-stack.info
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A really simple cognitive mapping of how tech has already infiltrated and grafted itself on our political, financial, and military branches. They’re setting the table to create a new feudal-capitalist system where they set the rules and we remain alienated and powerless. www.authoritarian-stack.info
Old photos, mid-90s
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Old photos, mid-90s
Joslin made a part strictly for *used to skate* guys.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Joslin made a part strictly for *used to skate* guys.