alyse
@itsalyse.bsky.social
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really gotta stop getting white dogs, they just end up getting stained.
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
really gotta stop getting white dogs, they just end up getting stained.
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I think this is right. Also, if anyone is looking for someone to blame, it should be focused on the people who looked exactly at what Trump was selling and said "yes."
I am going to say this once: based on what we know now, there’s no “one weird trick” that would have won the presidency. There just isn’t. This was a massive shift and massive shifts have many fathers.
November 6, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I think this is right. Also, if anyone is looking for someone to blame, it should be focused on the people who looked exactly at what Trump was selling and said "yes."
it’s matching shirtie season
October 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
it’s matching shirtie season
the aurora made it to Maryland! #aurora #northernlights
October 10, 2024 at 11:42 PM
the aurora made it to Maryland! #aurora #northernlights
anyway it’s been a minute so here’s Pancho
September 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
anyway it’s been a minute so here’s Pancho
i almost never post, but i made an account early and that’s what matters 😌
September 16, 2024 at 10:28 PM
i almost never post, but i made an account early and that’s what matters 😌
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TO THE WIINDOOWW, TO THE WALZ
TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL
ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED
NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN
TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL
ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED
NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN
August 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
TO THE WIINDOOWW, TO THE WALZ
TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL
ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED
NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN
TIL THE TRUMP-VANCE MARGINS FALL
ALLLL THEM VOTERS CALLED
NOT GOIN BACK MOTHAFUCKAS, NOT GOIN BACK GATDAMN
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“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”
January 22, 2024 at 1:15 PM
“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”
Pancho has finally achieved the full expression of side tongue, is thrilled with himself
cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
September 15, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Pancho has finally achieved the full expression of side tongue, is thrilled with himself
cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Last week I learned that my mom quarters garlic cloves instead of chopping/mincing/smashing/slicing them so she can TAKE THEM OUT when she’s done cooking and I simply could not bear the burden of this knowledge alone
July 5, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Last week I learned that my mom quarters garlic cloves instead of chopping/mincing/smashing/slicing them so she can TAKE THEM OUT when she’s done cooking and I simply could not bear the burden of this knowledge alone
pancho has been v good please drop snacks now
June 24, 2023 at 1:05 PM
pancho has been v good please drop snacks now
Oceangate can’t keep track of anything
June 20, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Oceangate can’t keep track of anything
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I hate living through various eras. I would like to exist outside time, eating a sandwich
June 7, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I hate living through various eras. I would like to exist outside time, eating a sandwich
Okay pancho’s ready let’s go
May 26, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Okay pancho’s ready let’s go