alyse
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well, every marylander except trans people, right? you did just vote for their erasure after all.
i voted for you last year, but i’ll make sure to never do that again.
i voted for you last year, but i’ll make sure to never do that again.
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
well, every marylander except trans people, right? you did just vote for their erasure after all.
i voted for you last year, but i’ll make sure to never do that again.
i voted for you last year, but i’ll make sure to never do that again.
i have a pink velvet chair and i desperately want a pink evergleam so this tracks
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i have a pink velvet chair and i desperately want a pink evergleam so this tracks
and those tevas don’t even work there
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
and those tevas don’t even work there
sold! let's dress up and tip well 💅
July 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
sold! let's dress up and tip well 💅
the most embarrassing people
July 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the most embarrassing people
we once went to dinner at an extremely nice restaurant with someone who brought his own water bottle and proceeded to keep it on the table. i was absolutely mortified. cannot even imagine considering doing any of this shit wtf is wrong with people.
July 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we once went to dinner at an extremely nice restaurant with someone who brought his own water bottle and proceeded to keep it on the table. i was absolutely mortified. cannot even imagine considering doing any of this shit wtf is wrong with people.
when i woke up and the feels like was 64 i almost wept
July 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
when i woke up and the feels like was 64 i almost wept
he’s also bruce ismay in Titanic????
June 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
he’s also bruce ismay in Titanic????
like truly one of my favorite audiobooks of last year absolute 10/10 cleaning listen
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
like truly one of my favorite audiobooks of last year absolute 10/10 cleaning listen
cricket would like to know where you got this photo of her
April 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
cricket would like to know where you got this photo of her
the ones i love are tragically an inch shorter
March 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
the ones i love are tragically an inch shorter
time to go find some tide flats essential oil
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
time to go find some tide flats essential oil
listen i know they’re really bad at slogans because good writers don’t work for fascists, but awake in christ was right there, like come on.
December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
listen i know they’re really bad at slogans because good writers don’t work for fascists, but awake in christ was right there, like come on.
i finally got one! Rainier has always symbolized home for me — can’t wait to have it living on my desk ✨
December 14, 2024 at 1:45 AM
i finally got one! Rainier has always symbolized home for me — can’t wait to have it living on my desk ✨
no i absolutely feel like i need to take the long way around to avoid that GAP coded pain au chocolate
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
no i absolutely feel like i need to take the long way around to avoid that GAP coded pain au chocolate
i demand to know where you found that photo of cricket
November 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM
i demand to know where you found that photo of cricket
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October 13, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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