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@daveyh39.bsky.social

Remembering the incredibly talented Michael Kenneth Williams, Emmy-nominated stage, screen, and television actor on what should have been his 59th birthday.

#BOTD on 11/22/1966

November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM

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Bryan Kephart

@thundercrat.bsky.social

I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there

WAYS TO SAY N
TO WEED
6
1
1
1. Are you kidding me? Grow up!
2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
3. Get a job you hippie wastoid.
4. No thanks, I'm a good person.
5. You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol
8 Uhhh... no thanks loser!
9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
Let me think... No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
- Back off, bucko. You're bad.
. I would rather not, okay?
5. Injecting weed is for dummies.
16. I will never do one toke.
26. I was raised right, I won't light.
27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
28. You wish, pot junker! Back off!
29. I'm calling the Coast Guard.
30. No tokes for me. I'm cool.
31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
33. That's a death "roach." No.
• Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
37. Nope. THC is not for me.
38. Step out of my zone, now.
39. Get off my case, weed stoner.
40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
41. Lay off, I listen to the law.

17. Absolutely not, I love myself.
18. Get a grip you sativa snorter!
19. Bugger off, you bong addict!
20. I will use my taser on you.
21. What do I look like? A failure?
22. Nah, bongs are wrong.
23. No way! Hemp is horrible!
24. I'd rather not be a cannibal.
42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
44. No, weeds are for whacking.
45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
46. Are you serious? Get a life.
47. You're dumb if you do "dank."
48. Stoners are loners. I'm good.
49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!

November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM

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Tim Onion

@bencollins.bsky.social

Incredible headline.

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says

Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

www.404media.co

November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM

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sadvil 😎

@sadvil.bsky.social

ChatGPT has democratized CEO brain.

it’s given everyone the opportunity to hear how right and brilliant they are for every thought. and much like CEOs, it drives a quarter of people fully insane.

November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM

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kickpuncher.bsky.social

@kickpuncher.bsky.social

U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?

November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM

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Garfield and Friends Screens

@garfieldscreens.bsky.social

November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM

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Lex McMenamin (they/them)

@lexmcmenamin.com

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM