Ironyman
@ironyman420.bsky.social
Just a guy trying to make life multiplanetary. Rockets 🚀, cars 🚗, AI 🤖, memes 😜, and questionable tweets. Occasionally sleep-deprived. Not an alien… probably.
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Maura Healey, the Democratic governor of Massachusetts, recently discussed how her party can pick its battles and rebuild its brand. Read, watch or listen to The Interview. nyti.ms/3Dh44bV
March 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Maura Healey, the Democratic governor of Massachusetts, recently discussed how her party can pick its battles and rebuild its brand. Read, watch or listen to The Interview. nyti.ms/3Dh44bV
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Sounds a lot like a certain orange creature we all know, doesn’t it?
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sounds a lot like a certain orange creature we all know, doesn’t it?
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Bought this little book upon its release. Thought we had survived the warning.
But the boomerang came back with lightning speed. Tyranny has arrived.
But the boomerang came back with lightning speed. Tyranny has arrived.
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bought this little book upon its release. Thought we had survived the warning.
But the boomerang came back with lightning speed. Tyranny has arrived.
But the boomerang came back with lightning speed. Tyranny has arrived.
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it must kill Elon that this far less wealthy tech guy is so much funnier than him
March 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
it must kill Elon that this far less wealthy tech guy is so much funnier than him
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I hate Elon Musk so fucking much man
March 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate Elon Musk so fucking much man
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Meanwhile, Elon Musk won’t even take his goddamn hat off!
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Meanwhile, Elon Musk won’t even take his goddamn hat off!
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Elon musk has invaded America.
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Elon musk has invaded America.
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The last time Elon Musk wore a suit was with Ghislaine Maxwell.
March 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The last time Elon Musk wore a suit was with Ghislaine Maxwell.
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South America has just cancelled all Elon Musk's Starlink contracts.
That's a $29bn loss to Elon Musk.
OUCH!
That's a $29bn loss to Elon Musk.
OUCH!
February 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
South America has just cancelled all Elon Musk's Starlink contracts.
That's a $29bn loss to Elon Musk.
OUCH!
That's a $29bn loss to Elon Musk.
OUCH!
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Trump: You don’t have the cards
Zelenskyy: I’m not playing cards
Trump: You’re playing cards
Zelenskyy: What are you talking about?
Zelenskyy: I’m not playing cards
Trump: You’re playing cards
Zelenskyy: What are you talking about?
February 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump: You don’t have the cards
Zelenskyy: I’m not playing cards
Trump: You’re playing cards
Zelenskyy: What are you talking about?
Zelenskyy: I’m not playing cards
Trump: You’re playing cards
Zelenskyy: What are you talking about?
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we may be one of the few pubs that got this headline right
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal
President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance moved to betray a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
we may be one of the few pubs that got this headline right
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
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More class in his pinky than Trump has shown his entire life.
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
More class in his pinky than Trump has shown his entire life.
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Governor Josh Shapiro: He has demonstrated nothing but weakness when it comes to national security over the course of his first month in office.
March 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Governor Josh Shapiro: He has demonstrated nothing but weakness when it comes to national security over the course of his first month in office.
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Trump Attempts to Pardon Pete Rose Into the Hall of Fame
Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns
Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns
Trump Attempts to Pardon Pete Rose Into the Hall of Fame
Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns
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March 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Trump Attempts to Pardon Pete Rose Into the Hall of Fame
Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns
Trump Prioritizes Pete Rose Pardon Over Inflation Concerns
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Democratic Congressman Tom Suozzi just received a huge standing ovation in a Trump +5 Congressional District at Hofstra University after talking about how despicable Trump‘s behavior was in the Oval Office with Zelensky. Americans are furious.
March 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Democratic Congressman Tom Suozzi just received a huge standing ovation in a Trump +5 Congressional District at Hofstra University after talking about how despicable Trump‘s behavior was in the Oval Office with Zelensky. Americans are furious.
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🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy
An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate.
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An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate.
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x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...
February 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy
An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate.
🇺🇦🇺🇸
x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...
An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate.
🇺🇦🇺🇸
x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...
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I rarely have violent thoughts, but I fucking HATE bullies. Watching those talentless, classless, psychopathic scumbags try to undermine Zelenskyy, one of the most courageous leaders since WWII, whilst simping for Putin, made my blood boil. Good on Zelenskyy for leaving early. Fuck them.
February 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I rarely have violent thoughts, but I fucking HATE bullies. Watching those talentless, classless, psychopathic scumbags try to undermine Zelenskyy, one of the most courageous leaders since WWII, whilst simping for Putin, made my blood boil. Good on Zelenskyy for leaving early. Fuck them.
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Just posted by President Zelenskyy
February 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just posted by President Zelenskyy
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch