Chris
@ironbars.bsky.social
Pokémon nerd, average millennial homo
I clicked on one cute crotchet kit ad that came up in Instagram and now all I’m getting is crotchet posts all day 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I clicked on one cute crotchet kit ad that came up in Instagram and now all I’m getting is crotchet posts all day 🙃
Woke up with a knot in my back that hurts when I breathe 🙄 40s hitting
I need a massage ☠️
I need a massage ☠️
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Woke up with a knot in my back that hurts when I breathe 🙄 40s hitting
I need a massage ☠️
I need a massage ☠️
Rewatching Wicked Part 1
What I would do to be one of those books Jonathan Bailey stood on 😌
What I would do to be one of those books Jonathan Bailey stood on 😌
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Rewatching Wicked Part 1
What I would do to be one of those books Jonathan Bailey stood on 😌
What I would do to be one of those books Jonathan Bailey stood on 😌
Summertime shirtless cooking injuries 😭
Leant on the wok and now have a burn line lol
Leant on the wok and now have a burn line lol
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Summertime shirtless cooking injuries 😭
Leant on the wok and now have a burn line lol
Leant on the wok and now have a burn line lol
Did what I was told and it worked
Therapy works 😌
Therapy works 😌
Really great therapy session this week. My psych wants me to lean more into my anger and to be more assertive, so I feel like
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did what I was told and it worked
Therapy works 😌
Therapy works 😌
Leg day and HIIT
Cooked.
Cooked.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Leg day and HIIT
Cooked.
Cooked.
Got a nice compliment from a random at the gym asking if I was a rock climber 😌
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Got a nice compliment from a random at the gym asking if I was a rock climber 😌
Christmas shopping done for the people, now just the dogs to go
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Christmas shopping done for the people, now just the dogs to go
One of my dogs has developed the habit of standing behind me while I brush my teeth and licking the back of my knee until I’m done
It’s very cute but very off putting
It’s very cute but very off putting
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
One of my dogs has developed the habit of standing behind me while I brush my teeth and licking the back of my knee until I’m done
It’s very cute but very off putting
It’s very cute but very off putting
Finally putting therapy in action and stood my ground, didn’t back down and made solid points.
No idea if it’ll make a difference but feel proud of myself at least for not just shrinking in silence like I always do
No idea if it’ll make a difference but feel proud of myself at least for not just shrinking in silence like I always do
Running a big, priority, important project at work and my boss is entirely disengaged, unsupportive and doesn’t care
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Finally putting therapy in action and stood my ground, didn’t back down and made solid points.
No idea if it’ll make a difference but feel proud of myself at least for not just shrinking in silence like I always do
No idea if it’ll make a difference but feel proud of myself at least for not just shrinking in silence like I always do
Starving all the time but it’s finally starting to pay off
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Starving all the time but it’s finally starting to pay off
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The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
Dissociating! In the shower
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dissociating! In the shower
Thank fuck it’s Friday
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thank fuck it’s Friday
Running a big, priority, important project at work and my boss is entirely disengaged, unsupportive and doesn’t care
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Running a big, priority, important project at work and my boss is entirely disengaged, unsupportive and doesn’t care
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
Pretty much on the brink of just phoning it in cos it’s clearly not big, priority or important 🙄
Deadlifts felt great today
I feel like there’ll be a smash cut to a hospital bed where I’ve actually been in a coma for a month
I feel like there’ll be a smash cut to a hospital bed where I’ve actually been in a coma for a month
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Deadlifts felt great today
I feel like there’ll be a smash cut to a hospital bed where I’ve actually been in a coma for a month
I feel like there’ll be a smash cut to a hospital bed where I’ve actually been in a coma for a month
Getting so many white hairs in my beard now
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Getting so many white hairs in my beard now
Just imagining the trauma caused in the Pokemon universe when Rotom phones are recording OnlyFans content for their trainer
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just imagining the trauma caused in the Pokemon universe when Rotom phones are recording OnlyFans content for their trainer
Finished Z-A - loved the new battle style, enjoyed the story, felt a bit let down by the city limitations but it’s a foundation to build on
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Finished Z-A - loved the new battle style, enjoyed the story, felt a bit let down by the city limitations but it’s a foundation to build on
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
Final team was Lucario, Metagross, Froslass, Gengar and Dragonite (with a Lairon levelling as the 6th slot to fill out my dex lol)
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Got in a debate with my PT about intrinsic vs extrinsic motivation for fitness today
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Got in a debate with my PT about intrinsic vs extrinsic motivation for fitness today
I want to buy some nice art for my lounge and bedroom, but have no idea where to start
I want my apartment to start looking like functional adults live here and not uni students 🙄
I want my apartment to start looking like functional adults live here and not uni students 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I want to buy some nice art for my lounge and bedroom, but have no idea where to start
I want my apartment to start looking like functional adults live here and not uni students 🙄
I want my apartment to start looking like functional adults live here and not uni students 🙄
Reposted by Chris
We were promised flying cars
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
We were promised flying cars
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Instead I couldn’t brush my teeth until my toothbrush updated its firmware
Really great therapy session this week. My psych wants me to lean more into my anger and to be more assertive, so I feel like
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Really great therapy session this week. My psych wants me to lean more into my anger and to be more assertive, so I feel like