Rob
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Rob230 from the other place, robt_photography on IG. Two time Elden Lord, bow down
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Save you a click. It’s the day before GTA6 comes out.
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Save you a click. It’s the day before GTA6 comes out.
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Musk's life is like Citizen Kane if you replace "Rosebud" with "The Ability To Tell A Single Joke"
February 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Musk's life is like Citizen Kane if you replace "Rosebud" with "The Ability To Tell A Single Joke"
"Double my salary or fuck off"
Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them
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Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them
The individuals, who work in an agency that oversees the nation's nuclear stockpile, had been fired on Thursday and lost access to their federal government email accounts.
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February 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Double my salary or fuck off"
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I have no choice but to reveal that I am one of E. Musk's 47 revolting children. I humbly ask for privacy and a lot of money at this difficult time.
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have no choice but to reveal that I am one of E. Musk's 47 revolting children. I humbly ask for privacy and a lot of money at this difficult time.
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Just had a press release for a blender that claims to be powered by AI. Further investigation reveals that it just changes its speed depending on the attachments you use. Needless to say, I don’t think this poses much of an imminent threat to humanity
February 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just had a press release for a blender that claims to be powered by AI. Further investigation reveals that it just changes its speed depending on the attachments you use. Needless to say, I don’t think this poses much of an imminent threat to humanity
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Sainsburys need to be calming the fuck down with the Valentine's meal deals.
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sainsburys need to be calming the fuck down with the Valentine's meal deals.
Heads up, if you have Office 365 Family or Personal, Microsoft are automatically moving you to a more expensive plan than includes CoPilot, check your subscription now, as if you pay monthly it will be more unless you opt back to your chosen plan.
February 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Heads up, if you have Office 365 Family or Personal, Microsoft are automatically moving you to a more expensive plan than includes CoPilot, check your subscription now, as if you pay monthly it will be more unless you opt back to your chosen plan.
Android 16 is a bit under boiled, if you were on the fence about it, I'd wait for the next beta
January 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Android 16 is a bit under boiled, if you were on the fence about it, I'd wait for the next beta
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Polanski's Titanic reboot looks a bit dodgy.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Polanski's Titanic reboot looks a bit dodgy.
@testicleoreilly.com have you seen what the @liverpool account did on twitter when the goal went in?
January 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@testicleoreilly.com have you seen what the @liverpool account did on twitter when the goal went in?
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This isn’t even a boomer complaint, cuz all the boomer parents I knew were playing Super Nintendo with their kids in the 90s. This is Silent Generation nonsense. This is “I’m scared of technology” dogshit. It’s anti-art. It’s actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever read
January 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This isn’t even a boomer complaint, cuz all the boomer parents I knew were playing Super Nintendo with their kids in the 90s. This is Silent Generation nonsense. This is “I’m scared of technology” dogshit. It’s anti-art. It’s actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever read
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As a neuroscience doctor and author of bestselling science books who still experiences having my intellect dismissed up-front because of my accent, I can confirm that the "Welsh = disarmingly dumb" stereotype is alive and well.
Having it further boosted in the mainstream is just lovely, thanks.
Having it further boosted in the mainstream is just lovely, thanks.
WEEK 1: Why is Charlotte Traitors pretending to be Welsh? This is an insane thing to do.
NOW: Her perfectly ordinary real voice sounds like she’s read a book; she never says “yourself”. They would have turned on real Charlotte for displaying suspicious intelligence in two days. Woman’s a genius.
NOW: Her perfectly ordinary real voice sounds like she’s read a book; she never says “yourself”. They would have turned on real Charlotte for displaying suspicious intelligence in two days. Woman’s a genius.
January 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
As a neuroscience doctor and author of bestselling science books who still experiences having my intellect dismissed up-front because of my accent, I can confirm that the "Welsh = disarmingly dumb" stereotype is alive and well.
Having it further boosted in the mainstream is just lovely, thanks.
Having it further boosted in the mainstream is just lovely, thanks.
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Great news! If you're in the UK, you can now stream my stand up special NEVERMORE for free on the ITVX player. Follow this link to watch a full show from the comedian people are calling "Merida dressed as Shrek":
www.itv.com/watch/alasda...
www.itv.com/watch/alasda...
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Great news! If you're in the UK, you can now stream my stand up special NEVERMORE for free on the ITVX player. Follow this link to watch a full show from the comedian people are calling "Merida dressed as Shrek":
www.itv.com/watch/alasda...
www.itv.com/watch/alasda...
@testicleoreilly.com saw this and thought of you. Without comment
January 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@testicleoreilly.com saw this and thought of you. Without comment
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This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen
January 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen
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Christmas Timey-wimey: why it's hard to tell what day it is during the festive period
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Want to know why you've no clue what day it is any more? My new post explains why Christmas messes up your brains time keeping abilities
No, it's not *just* booze
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Want to know why you've no clue what day it is any more? My new post explains why Christmas messes up your brains time keeping abilities
No, it's not *just* booze
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Christmas Timey-wimey: why it's hard to tell what day it is during the festive period
open.substack.com/pu...
Want to know why you've no clue what day it is any more? My new post explains why Christmas messes up your brains time keeping abilities
No, it's not *just* booze
open.substack.com/pu...
Want to know why you've no clue what day it is any more? My new post explains why Christmas messes up your brains time keeping abilities
No, it's not *just* booze
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Happy "Watching Wallace and Gromit with Motion Smoothing" day to all who celebrate.
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Happy "Watching Wallace and Gromit with Motion Smoothing" day to all who celebrate.
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You wait. That’s what you do. Tick follow tock follow tick follow tock. Ahab says, I don’t care who you are, here’s to your dream. Then you jump. Off the wall and into the wheelie bin, hoping that it stays upright as you try to crush the rubbish down so you can fit in the turkey packaging.
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
You wait. That’s what you do. Tick follow tock follow tick follow tock. Ahab says, I don’t care who you are, here’s to your dream. Then you jump. Off the wall and into the wheelie bin, hoping that it stays upright as you try to crush the rubbish down so you can fit in the turkey packaging.
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Lol, look at this photoshop job to make it look like he’d be seen dead in this this.
December 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Lol, look at this photoshop job to make it look like he’d be seen dead in this this.
"I'm driving home for Christmas, I can't wait to see their faces"
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM
"I'm driving home for Christmas, I can't wait to see their faces"
This was at 3-0 btw
It's Spurs so I've just stuck a few quid on a United win.
December 19, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This was at 3-0 btw