Occasionally intoxicated semi-aquatic rodent
@intoxicated-beaver.bsky.social
Just a large semi aquatic rodent that likes to get turnt
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It sucks, but we're all just rimworld pawns getting mood buffs and debuffs, but I a world that is actually much more complicated
July 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It sucks, but we're all just rimworld pawns getting mood buffs and debuffs, but I a world that is actually much more complicated
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the zoomers have rebranded vacation
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
the zoomers have rebranded vacation
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my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
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drawing people i see in the city (47/?)
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
drawing people i see in the city (47/?)
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RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
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"noooo you can't DIY you have to get it from the store that won't sell it to you" -- idiots who told teenage me i couldn't brew my own booze, after i brewed my own booze
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"noooo you can't DIY you have to get it from the store that won't sell it to you" -- idiots who told teenage me i couldn't brew my own booze, after i brewed my own booze
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
Really do love a lesbian in space
March 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Really do love a lesbian in space
Really wish I could ever have this guy's energy. Too bad it's from the seed that makes you crazy. I guess it's still better than the doppelganger jellyfish bite infection.
March 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Really wish I could ever have this guy's energy. Too bad it's from the seed that makes you crazy. I guess it's still better than the doppelganger jellyfish bite infection.
Why do I love sci-fi? And especially sci-fi that gets good and speculative about xenobiology.
March 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why do I love sci-fi? And especially sci-fi that gets good and speculative about xenobiology.
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
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every time I see someone talk about their "gay awakening" TV character or whatever, I just remember that I used to think I was a straight guy, but I shoulda known better, because unlike straight men I actually like women
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
every time I see someone talk about their "gay awakening" TV character or whatever, I just remember that I used to think I was a straight guy, but I shoulda known better, because unlike straight men I actually like women
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I don’t think people in other countries know about pep rallies or how deranged they are. At my school they had one where cheerleaders pretended they were going to kiss football players and then blindfolded them and their moms kissed them instead. The idea was that they got horny for their mom
February 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don’t think people in other countries know about pep rallies or how deranged they are. At my school they had one where cheerleaders pretended they were going to kiss football players and then blindfolded them and their moms kissed them instead. The idea was that they got horny for their mom
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The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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I just accidentally combined the phrases “chew the fat” and “shoot the shit” and said “chew the shit”
February 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I just accidentally combined the phrases “chew the fat” and “shoot the shit” and said “chew the shit”
Fucking morning joe being like "how did Denmark keep the far right out of power? Oh, their center left party gave in to the primary right wing grievance of immigration. Strasserism is based" the libs are perpetually dissapointing.
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Fucking morning joe being like "how did Denmark keep the far right out of power? Oh, their center left party gave in to the primary right wing grievance of immigration. Strasserism is based" the libs are perpetually dissapointing.
Watching a certain 2000s rom com about being always the bridesmaid never the bride and the way her little sister is like "your apt is someone cute " about an unrealistically large apt in NYC
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching a certain 2000s rom com about being always the bridesmaid never the bride and the way her little sister is like "your apt is someone cute " about an unrealistically large apt in NYC
Watching diners drive ins and dives, and it's a polish restaurant. Guy introduces the chef, clearly from Poland originally. Says, weirdly casually, that he "fought communism in the polish Air Force before coming to the States.
February 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Watching diners drive ins and dives, and it's a polish restaurant. Guy introduces the chef, clearly from Poland originally. Says, weirdly casually, that he "fought communism in the polish Air Force before coming to the States.
I really hate 401ks. I hate that if I want to pretend I'll ever be able to retire, I have to tithe to the stock market, and my employer will only match my tithe, up to a point. And I have to go through the rigamorol of changing my tithe if I change jobs
February 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I really hate 401ks. I hate that if I want to pretend I'll ever be able to retire, I have to tithe to the stock market, and my employer will only match my tithe, up to a point. And I have to go through the rigamorol of changing my tithe if I change jobs
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Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.
February 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual