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Consumer Protection Attorney, baseball and hockey guy. I also lost some intestine.
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This photo of Gaza City had to be illicitly taken during a Jordanian food drop because Israel has threatened to cancel drops of any photos are taken.
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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If there is, out in the ALABiverse, a Florida-based family law attorney who could provide a friend some pro bono advice, please DM. Thanks.

(Turning off replies and quotes. Not seeking to have this go beyond my circle or fielding jokes.)
June 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
June 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Forks up, baby! Screw nazis!
February 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You can see how deeply fucked up our world's outlook is just by the fact that the first thought is to use this technology punitively and not for rehabilitation or even recreation.
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"I've been getting reports" is definitely how normal people say their friends and colleagues talk to them.
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Seeing one of Elon’s Cybertrucks burn through the windows of Trump Tower on New Year’s Day must be what it felt like for the Greeks thousands of years ago praying to the gods for a sign the next harvest would be bountiful only to have the sun disappear during an eclipse
January 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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arguably funnier than a permanent ban
December 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Annual reminder that Santa Claus is a narc
December 6, 2024 at 4:25 AM
The clans in Battletech are a meritocracy and not a fascist regime: a thread
November 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Are you there god? It’s me. Drunk at a football game.
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Reading some bleak stuff from Gen Z showing the failure of messaging on the left. The constant shaming will not work with a new demographic that hasn't had time to form their own beliefs in their own spaces. We've forgotten the important principles of guidance and stewardship.
November 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Watched a movie that had somebody translating something from Aramaic and it *just so happened* to have a perfect rhythm and rhyming scheme in English and I HATE that shit.
October 2, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Trying to start here with good vibes. Look at this little dope.
September 29, 2023 at 9:26 PM