Joris "Interface" de Gruyter
@interface-be.bsky.social
Enterprise software by day, game development by night. Hacker of fake intelligence software systems. I wear many hats. Literally.
I don’t want to go downstairs. Up here, that down pour sound cozy and calming ticking the roof. Downstairs it’ll be ugh rain again.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t want to go downstairs. Up here, that down pour sound cozy and calming ticking the roof. Downstairs it’ll be ugh rain again.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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Microsoft has discovered a new type of side-channel attack on remote language models. This type of side-channel attack could allow an attacker in a position to observe network traffic to conclude language model conversation topics, despite end-to-end encryption. msft.it/63328tJAeu
Whisper Leak: A novel side-channel attack on remote language models | Microsoft Security Blog
Understand the risks of encrypted AI traffic exposure and explore practical steps users and cloud providers can take to stay secure. Learn more.
msft.it
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Microsoft has discovered a new type of side-channel attack on remote language models. This type of side-channel attack could allow an attacker in a position to observe network traffic to conclude language model conversation topics, despite end-to-end encryption. msft.it/63328tJAeu
In a bout of 90ies IRC nostalgia, starting every new chatbot conversation with "A/S/L?"
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In a bout of 90ies IRC nostalgia, starting every new chatbot conversation with "A/S/L?"
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Critics on both sides of the aisle oppose Flock not only because cameras threaten to violate the privacy of anyone who drives past them, but also because the cameras are remarkably error-prone.
Flock haters cross political divides to remove error-prone cameras
Lawmakers’ calls for Flock probe may help kill local contracts, expert says.
arstechnica.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Critics on both sides of the aisle oppose Flock not only because cameras threaten to violate the privacy of anyone who drives past them, but also because the cameras are remarkably error-prone.
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world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
Conference organizers: parking is limited and is expensive around here
Me at the parking meter, coming from Seattle: $14 for full day parking?
Me at the parking meter, coming from Seattle: $14 for full day parking?
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Conference organizers: parking is limited and is expensive around here
Me at the parking meter, coming from Seattle: $14 for full day parking?
Me at the parking meter, coming from Seattle: $14 for full day parking?
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Pray, Mr. Altman, if you put into the machine correct figures, will the right answers come out?
“I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”
— Charles Babbage (1864)
— Charles Babbage (1864)
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pray, Mr. Altman, if you put into the machine correct figures, will the right answers come out?
Me barreling down i5 at 80+ miles per hour in the dark with my 2.5 ton electric SUV driving itself in hands-off-wheel-mode, cruising by the Costco, Walmart and Amazon freight trucks:
a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger "
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger "
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me barreling down i5 at 80+ miles per hour in the dark with my 2.5 ton electric SUV driving itself in hands-off-wheel-mode, cruising by the Costco, Walmart and Amazon freight trucks:
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It would be such a delight!
Me: get me the IP for cupcakes dot com
DNS-GPT: That is such a great idea! 💡 Cupcakes are always a delight. 🧁 Here’s the IP you were asking for. Do you want to hear some more ideas for delightful treats to brighten your day? 🌞
Me: get me the IP for cupcakes dot com
DNS-GPT: That is such a great idea! 💡 Cupcakes are always a delight. 🧁 Here’s the IP you were asking for. Do you want to hear some more ideas for delightful treats to brighten your day? 🌞
October 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It would be such a delight!
Me: get me the IP for cupcakes dot com
DNS-GPT: That is such a great idea! 💡 Cupcakes are always a delight. 🧁 Here’s the IP you were asking for. Do you want to hear some more ideas for delightful treats to brighten your day? 🌞
Me: get me the IP for cupcakes dot com
DNS-GPT: That is such a great idea! 💡 Cupcakes are always a delight. 🧁 Here’s the IP you were asking for. Do you want to hear some more ideas for delightful treats to brighten your day? 🌞
News: “big explosion and fireball in El Segundo”
My brain: “ I hope nobody left their wallet”
My brain: “ I hope nobody left their wallet”
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
News: “big explosion and fireball in El Segundo”
My brain: “ I hope nobody left their wallet”
My brain: “ I hope nobody left their wallet”
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September 30 October 1
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
September 30 October 1
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does everyone get raptured or is it like a selective process? how do I qualify?
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
does everyone get raptured or is it like a selective process? how do I qualify?
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Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt.
"And it only Tuesday."
I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang.
www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/
"And it only Tuesday."
I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang.
www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Saw this #SesameStreet reel on Instagram and felt so seen, it hurt.
"And it only Tuesday."
I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang.
www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/
"And it only Tuesday."
I wasn't expecting Sesame Street to still be making hella-relatable-to-me content when I was in my 50s, but dang.
www.instagram.com/p/DOHCqVyjgvQ/
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you either die a video game hero or live long enough to see yourself become the final boss
September 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
you either die a video game hero or live long enough to see yourself become the final boss
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![[PANEL 1 - Threddy and Freddy chatting in a conference room]
Freddy: I'm requiring all employees to return to the office.
Threddy: Do you have space for everyone?
Freddy: No. But the data clearly shows that employees will be happier.
Threddy: Can we see the data?
Freddy: Also no.
Threddy: I feel really good about this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:watmxkxfjbwyxfuutganopfk/bafkreigzaadvwcl6ywsnq3auflscvn4oc6lzi6y3z5fh3vrixfyg6g2cj4@jpeg)
Knowing a decent amount of gamedev as well as hacking, what movies have taught me is that there are a lot of hackers out there wasting their time writing elaborate 3D animations for their test suite results.
September 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Knowing a decent amount of gamedev as well as hacking, what movies have taught me is that there are a lot of hackers out there wasting their time writing elaborate 3D animations for their test suite results.
If AI coding productivity is so great, where's all the shovelware?
mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...
mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...
Where's the Shovelware? Why AI Coding Claims Don't Add Up
78% of developers claim AI makes them more productive. 14% say it's a 10x improvement. So where's the flood of new software? Turns out those productivity claims are bullshit.
mikelovesrobots.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If AI coding productivity is so great, where's all the shovelware?
mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...
mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...
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remember when they were like if you stop buying avocado toast you could afford to buy a house haha that was a fun time when we all could afford avocados and bread
September 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
remember when they were like if you stop buying avocado toast you could afford to buy a house haha that was a fun time when we all could afford avocados and bread
Still jet lagged from the start of the school year.
September 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Still jet lagged from the start of the school year.
Yesterday eve felt like a hollow night.
September 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yesterday eve felt like a hollow night.
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Announcing The Mailroom, an upcoming horror game job simulator where you work in the mailroom of a small regional office of Hell located in Modesto, California. youtu.be/whB8cXe5hmQ Please WISHLIST TODAY! #gamedev #indiedev #horrorgame #godot
The Mailroom Announce Trailer
YouTube video by Crowfriend Games
youtu.be
September 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Announcing The Mailroom, an upcoming horror game job simulator where you work in the mailroom of a small regional office of Hell located in Modesto, California. youtu.be/whB8cXe5hmQ Please WISHLIST TODAY! #gamedev #indiedev #horrorgame #godot
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only you can prevent pants on fire
August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
only you can prevent pants on fire