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eating donut right now #BlueSkyOnThat
March 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
eating donut right now #BlueSkyOnThat
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POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT:
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT:
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏
POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT:
ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷
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We should show Charlie Kirk the same level of sympathy he shows school shooting victims.
Hope he accepts our thoughts and prayers 🤡
Hope he accepts our thoughts and prayers 🤡
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We should show Charlie Kirk the same level of sympathy he shows school shooting victims.
Hope he accepts our thoughts and prayers 🤡
Hope he accepts our thoughts and prayers 🤡
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Is it bad to shoot a Nazi? Asking for a friend.
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is it bad to shoot a Nazi? Asking for a friend.
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2 more kids were shot today at a Denver high school. I haven’t seen that mentioned even once in the media today
Charlie Kirk made a career out of influencing hate. He felt the deaths of children were an “unfortunate” consequence of maintaining his 2nd Amendment Rights
Those kids never had a choice
Charlie Kirk made a career out of influencing hate. He felt the deaths of children were an “unfortunate” consequence of maintaining his 2nd Amendment Rights
Those kids never had a choice
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
2 more kids were shot today at a Denver high school. I haven’t seen that mentioned even once in the media today
Charlie Kirk made a career out of influencing hate. He felt the deaths of children were an “unfortunate” consequence of maintaining his 2nd Amendment Rights
Those kids never had a choice
Charlie Kirk made a career out of influencing hate. He felt the deaths of children were an “unfortunate” consequence of maintaining his 2nd Amendment Rights
Those kids never had a choice
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I’m sorry i’m not playing the “they go low we go high”
That mother fucker laughed when Paul Pelosi was attacked. This is the world he advocated for. He got what he wanted
That mother fucker laughed when Paul Pelosi was attacked. This is the world he advocated for. He got what he wanted
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m sorry i’m not playing the “they go low we go high”
That mother fucker laughed when Paul Pelosi was attacked. This is the world he advocated for. He got what he wanted
That mother fucker laughed when Paul Pelosi was attacked. This is the world he advocated for. He got what he wanted
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Good morning!
Fuck Amerikkka, fuck the Cheeto pedo, fuck the police, fuck ice and fuck Nintendo.
Have a great day!
Fuck Amerikkka, fuck the Cheeto pedo, fuck the police, fuck ice and fuck Nintendo.
Have a great day!
September 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good morning!
Fuck Amerikkka, fuck the Cheeto pedo, fuck the police, fuck ice and fuck Nintendo.
Have a great day!
Fuck Amerikkka, fuck the Cheeto pedo, fuck the police, fuck ice and fuck Nintendo.
Have a great day!
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"Fuck Ted Cruz"
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Fuck Ted Cruz"
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
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Truly. If people want to be respected when they’re dead, they should be respectable when they’re alive.
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Truly. If people want to be respected when they’re dead, they should be respectable when they’re alive.
Rest in piss hulk hogan, you couldn't have died any later
July 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Rest in piss hulk hogan, you couldn't have died any later
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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...
‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism
PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead humanity out of its current dark age of commercialism, revealed Monday that advertising doesn’t work on him. “I actually do research online instead of just buying something because of some dumb […]
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June 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...
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🏳️🌈 Pride or die 🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
🏳️🌈 Pride or die 🏳️🌈
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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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May 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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May 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...
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They’ve gone from “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face” to “The leopards are eating my face but it’s cool because they’re also eating the faces of the people I don’t like.”
May 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
They’ve gone from “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face” to “The leopards are eating my face but it’s cool because they’re also eating the faces of the people I don’t like.”