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Live-posting God Emperor of Dune book club.

Baseball. Béisbol. 棒球。野球。야구.

High Priestess of the Cult of Kosuke Fukudome.
Cal Raleigh Appreciator.
Dungeon Master.
Pinned
And here we begin the third annual installment of my favorite ballpark game:

"Can I take a picture of your back?"
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Josh Naylor is a Mariner for 5 more years hell yeah! LFG!
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Holy LET'S FUCKING GO
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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That teach a man to fish thing is so stupid and patronizing. That man needs to have a full stomach, be in ok health, and have housing to learn how to fish. And what if he has no talent for fishing but is a gifted storyteller? Also what @infieldflygrl.online said.
The concept of land ownership is the greatest evil mankind invented and should be abolished immediately.

Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The concept of land ownership is the greatest evil mankind invented and should be abolished immediately.

Teaching a man to fish doesn't feed him at all if the lake is gated and the state can do violence against him for fishing.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Cal Raleigh is the 2025 MVP just as Yu Darvish is the 2020 Cy Young winner.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is a time traveler begging for help
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is the hot dog of Oreos and I will not be explaining further
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
They will never convince me to log off
I refuse to engage in any of the details because I don't care but if you and your friends are seriously talking about a "posting strike" for basically anything I implore you to walk out of your home and lay down in some grass for many hours.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My hometown of Tottenville didn't even get a name
You can’t just point to Brooklyn and call it all Park Slope.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Important
These did not post in the order I set them up to post but you know what? Hell yeah.

Here's some more Imai hair content.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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These did not post in the order I set them up to post but you know what? Hell yeah.

Here's some more Imai hair content.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Are you interested in the Tatsuya Imai To MLB conversation? Here's a short by Yuri Karasawa with the bare basics from a few months back.

Check out the LETTUCE.
The Best Pitcher in NPB Right Now!
YouTube video by Yakyu Cosmopolitan
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Are you interested in the Murakami vs Okamoto conversation? Here's a video on Murakami by Yuri Karasawa (@YakyuCosmo) of JapanBall.com
How Good is Munetaka Murakami? | NPB Player Profile
YouTube video by JapanBall
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Are you interested in the Okamoto vs Murakami conversation? Here's a video on Okamoto by Yuri Karasawa (@YakyuCosmo) of JapanBall.com
How Good is Kazuma Okamoto? | NPB Player Profile
YouTube video by JapanBall
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I mean come ON
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Are you interested in the Okamoto vs Murakami conversation? Here's a video on Okamoto by Yuri Karasawa (@YakyuCosmo) of JapanBall.com
How Good is Kazuma Okamoto? | NPB Player Profile
YouTube video by JapanBall
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Anyway imo the Mariners should sign Shota Imanaga, King of Loud Outs and Not Walking Guys
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Big Charlie Kirk fans I wager
Matt Shaw received one 3rd-place vote and one 5th-place vote for NL ROY.
Cubs righty Cade Horton finishes 2nd for NL Rookie of the Year behind Braves catcher Drake Baldwin.

Horton received 9 of 30 votes and finished with 139 points while Baldwin got 21 votes and 183 points.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What's the opposite of a submariner?
2025 PitchingNinja Craziest Mechanics Award 🤪🏆

Winner: Ethan Getting (Wayne State)
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Looking forward to the Draftkings and FanDuel ads all over the TV while the network talking heads discuss this for the next week and a half
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just to make me happy, someone should hire Pete Carroll to manage an MLB team. I just want to see him chomping on gum and getting ejected for fighting an umpire, please?
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I quit going to Sephora over a year ago because of this stuff. Please leave me alone, if I need help I will ask for it. Repeatedly asking me if I need help is neither preventing theft nor encouraging sales, I'm just going to leave
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM