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Audrey
@ineffablefrog.bsky.social
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Another gay nerd
It’s finals week and I can feel the cells in my body preparing for the amount of fucked up I need to be after this #finals #college #killme
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Took a class photo in my college class today, felt like the coolest kindergarten class that won the food drive for the school.
December 4, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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don’t really care about hunter biden. in fact, i think every president should have a harmless mascot who makes zero decisions and smokes crack. but let it be known yet again that joe biden sucks and got us here
December 2, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Good morning 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
He is not a footballer he is a coward with a Hitchcock fetish is what he is #staged
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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🦋🦋
November 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Woke up to a snowy campus🩵❄️
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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we’re so winning this christmas gays ✨🌈
November 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Been here a whole week and no one has told me to kms. Not even sure if this really the internet
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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It’s basically just this
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Right-wingers are not coming to this platform for any reason other than to be obnoxious trolls to people who just want to be left alone. They are not here for any useful or constructive purpose. They only want to tear down and insult. It’s all they know. It’s how they live.
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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The English word for the colour orange was saffron or yellow red until the 16th century.

When the Portuguese brought oranges to Europe from Asia 500 yrs ago, the 🍊 name was adopted for the colour too. So the orange is the original orange.

🌱🧡 Please enjoy the oranges from my garden 🧡 🌱
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Tulips🌷 of Cheltenham Imperial Gardens 🫶🌱

In 1637 Netherlands, tulips were so 🫰 some historians believe they caused a huge economic crash known as Tulpenwoerde.

Similar economic conditions have caused financial crashes in modern times.

A bit like my morning coffee crash today but far bigger ☕
November 20, 2024 at 9:19 AM